---Incoming Transmission---
From: =LSF= Senior Agent Francis "Squints" McClintock
To: Naval Ensign Logan Willows
Message Starts:
"Frankly Mister Willows, I'd rather not bring your mommy into this as it would only end badly for her. I simply said I knew she would be sad to see you get in trouble with the boss. The last thing we (meaning you) need is for events surrounding Admiral Willows' request to be relieved of certain responsibilities to resurface. The LSF's high command has already come to an agreement on this matter with the Admiralty. I think you should keep your mommy out of this. I just want an apology.
And speaking of your mommy's orders on that day, she did not order you to attack a fellow naval officer. She ordered you to assist the Alsatia, which happened to be running Cardimine at the time. You took her orders and exploited them so you could play target practice with my brand new ship, in full knowledge that we were on the same side and that I was trying to enforce the law. Something I don't appreciate in the slightest. My elbow was bumped very hard during the cockpit ejection and it made random jerks for the next three days, making me look like an idiot while delivering a lecture to the AiTs on the usefulness of duct-tape in an extended fight."
"Now, where's my apology?"
*munches jerky*
"This jerky is really quite good."
*puts on fedora and trenchcoat* Now I know what sort of community you really are. *walks off into the rain*