We have discovered a Freelancer who is being paid to avoid our patrols and take Artifacts into Liberty. At first he attempted to bribe us to let him past, but repling with a witty comment made him give up on that (Databox record 1).
Cargo scans came back with these results (Databox record 2and 3).
Unfortunately he managed to jump and evade our patrols, successfully escaping to Alaska (databox record 4).
I suggest this Freelancer be placed on our KoS list immediately.
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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.