Okay I can clear this up, so everyone can understand.
Alley was selling drugs to the Dev team.
Durandal was like "stop selling drugs"
Alley was like " hey S,A, why you going Loco?"
Then Durandal was all like "F you, imma build a wall to keep your drugs out of the Dev team"
Then Alley was like "Chill gringo, relax, don't worry, plus you don't have the green to pay for the wall"
Then Durandal said "Who you calling gringo and it doesn't matter if I have the money, the admins will pay for it"
Then Alley was all like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHacksthegameHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH, no"
Then they both quit their positions and went home.
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