Name:John Mackinac IV Known aliases:Favorite.Nightmare Height:5'11" Hair color:Brown Eye color:Darker Brown Age:37 Birthdate:13th May, 780 AS Birthplace:Planet Denver, Colorado System Parents:John Mackinac III, Sarah Mackinac Relatives:Sarah Mackinac Marital status:Since 800 A.S. (Married to Sandwiches) Children:None
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[color=#663333]Family History:
> John Mackinac IV
[color=#FF9966]John Mackinac IV had a rather normal life on Planet Denver. Son of a dentist, John Mackinac III, and his dental-assistant wife, Sarah Mackinac, John was expected to expand the family business by expanding into the slightly-more-profitable orthodontist field. Unfortunately this dream fell short when John was 19 and just starting pre-orthodontic education, when his father fell victim to a freak fluorine accident.
At this junction, John was put in charge of the family's legal woes by his father's will, which put him on a trip straight to Newark Station in the New York system. After enduring the long tedium of the oral health profession, John decided that he would put in a collect call to his mother and enroll as an escort for Deep Space Engineering.
John's tenure in DSE brought him to many excellent places, mostly in Rheinland and Kusari. He was too green to travel to the Taus or Omegas, but he often was parts of trips to Roppongi and Bonn Station protecting convoys of Gate and Lane parts. It was at Bonn Station that he was invited to the party of his life on Planet New Berlin, described only as "I have the Kalte Platte."
Before this party, John was a normal 20 year old man. He liked booze, women, and drugs, and often experimented with the three, sometimes in unison, despite warning labels on painkiller bottles. Upon arriving at this party, though, John was met with the most decadent cold cut platter he had ever seen. Miles upon miles of meat and cheese lay strewn across an extraneously long table which almost buckled under the weight. He spent the entire party sampling its excellence and dodging projectiles with his plate, vomit included.
After this party, John was captivated by the deli ways. For the rest of his tenure at DSE, he spent his off time sampling the local casual cuisine. This pursuit captivated his attention during his vacations and off-hours. Eventually DSE became dismayed with his gluttony and lethargy and laid him off their payroll. From this point on, John found his own path as a Mercenary and Freelancer, taking odd jobs here and there to sample the local cuisine. Overall, after sampling the foods of all four of the great houses, he avoids Bretonia with a heated passion as the only house to give him heartburn.
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[color=#663333]Further notes:
> Is a sandwich connoisseur.
> Drinks mostly root beer and red pop.
> Has almost no sexual drive.
> Is very fond of Zoners and Independent Miners.
> Strangely enjoys hunting people who grow food (like they'll carry a sandwich or something)
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[color=#663333]Notable possessions:
>Cutting Board
>Bread Knife
>Butcher's Knife
>Southwest Chipotle Sauce
>Salt and Pepper Mix in a Ziplock Bag
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[color=#663333]Criminal Record:
- Attacked a street hot dog vendor -(-)Assault, 5th District, Long Island City, Planet Manhattan, April 23rd, New York System, 810 AS
- Broke into a Potbelly's Sandwich Shoppe -(-)Breaking and Entering, Petty Theft, 1st District, Long Island City, Planet Manhattan, New York System, June 19th 811 AS
- Attacked a steakhouse owner for "Bad Au Jus" -(-)Aggravated Assault, Sheffield Station, Manchester System, September 12th, 812 AS
- Broke into Christy's Pub -(-)Breaking and Entering, Petty Theft, 7th District, Greater London City, Planet New London, December 3rd, 812 AS
- Stole from Freeport 1 Pantry (Rationing in effect) -(-)Breaking and Entering, Petty Theft, Freeport 1, Omega-3 system February 16th, 813 AS
- Suspected Piracy of Farmer's Alliance Vessel -(-)Piracy, Assault, F3 Sector, Kyushu System, February 4th, 816 AS
- Suspected Assault of Hogosha Transport -(-)Assault, E6 Sector, Sigma-19 System, March 12th, 816 AS
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> Current Employer: < Reaver Mercenary Company >Current Location: < Planet Denver, Colorado > Risk Factor: < He's Useless in his Own Devices > Diplomatic Usefulness: < Not Particularly > Knowledge Usefulness: < Unless It's About Sandwiches or Deli, not Very > Practical Usefulness: < Average. Adequate Pilot, Great Cook > Overall Rating: < 6/10
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