FIVE STEPS TO BECOME A BETTER PVPER

[Luke.]

Shut up, Tal.

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[t0l]

YOU JUST CANT HANDLE MY DUNKS KID

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[Umber]

Who's this guy, actually?

[t0l]

THE WORLDS GREATEST

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[Umber]

Yes, you.

[t0l]

YES ME, THE GREATEST

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[Omi]

Step 1. Never duel ever
Step 2. Equip 750ms guns (woo flashpoints)
Step 3. Shoot anything you can hit in group fights while ignoring all the screaming to hit X target or Y target in group chat
Step 4. Steal blues with firestalkers/mines/CD spam/sheer luck
Step 5. Run away from caps while complaining loudly about the enemy faction/the region/caps in general/lag
Step 6. Go and play WoW instead because Freelancer's skill ceiling is too low for a PvP god like you
Step 7. Wipe your raid because you were alt-tabbed writing forum RP instead of healing
Step 8. Get the drop you wanted anyway \o/

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[Aphil]

Tal, staahp. We all know you're a noob. 8-|

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[t0l]

I SEE YOU SARAWR

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[RSA Nico]

Keep calm and blame it on the LAG!!!

P.S: Tal is your Shift button stuck or are you screaming over text?

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