A tourist visiting Israel meets family on the desert: a man, his wife and newborn child. They travel with mule towards Egypt.
- Excuse me, are you Joseph?
-Yes, I am.
- And your wife is Mary?
- She is.
- Are you going to Egypt now?
- Yes...
- Hmm... Could it be your son is named Jesus?
- Of course not, we're Jewish, not Colombians!