To: Miss Loyola and her band of particularly interesting characters.

[Loyola]

Planet Malta, Omicron Alpha
November 14th, 826 A.S.

Sender: Dona Enma de Loyola.
Recipient: Rheinland man
Topic: Unamusment

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Alright, working-class scum. I've changed my mind it will be less than 24 hours. The time is now, and negotiations are now over. Welcome to my personal shit list.

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Dona Enma de Loyola
Loyola Tactical Solutions Group Ltd
Amor Vincit Omnia

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[Enkidu]

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This message is highly encrypted using syndicliga proprietary encryption cryptography through intranet-publicneralink drops and are functionally untracable if no sender address is given. Abuse of Intranet functionality commands community service punishments as listed in regulation five three seven gamma six. security is assumed. Any deliberate or otherwise location triangulation method successfully employed against anonymous transmissions will receive either a one billion credit reward or immediate incarceration dependent upon disclosure and motive. The revanchist council requests that Arbeiters do not squander valuable neuralnet bandwith on the consumption of CNS articles, adult content, or gambling, and advise that the relevant arbeiters employ public terminals for such use, rather than the secure line. Communal enforcement may differ between Reichsarbeitergesellschaft der Alsterian and Landwirtrechbewegung cells. Consult your admin for technical support or contact your resident Neural Technology Help Specialist at www.totallypacifica@notAHacker.net. The Union reminds Arbeiters that "trolling" is not an acceptable standard of political debate, unless aimed at capitalists, fascists, militarists, etc, who lack the neurological prerequisites to engage in such discourse. Southern Unioners are encouraged to remember that the average Unioner's literary age is roughly analogous to a twelve year old on PCP, and are encouraged to avoid engaging in difficult subjects, and are suggested to stick to familiar subjects, such as the market value of cardamine, bundschuh-based footwear puns, and the general terrible quality of life aboard wedel mining station.

Have a glorious day, Comrade user. - Unity, your resident Neuralnet VI.

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Ridrrs

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To: The girl who can't read.
From: A woman who can read..
Subject: Merc twits talking shit.

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There was something enlivening about rattling an Outcast.

"Bring it, drop ears."

"I'll see you on freeport five if you want to back that talk with some old fashioned boxing."

"Try not to snap a heel."







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The birdclock croaked when it saw the sun, tethered to a spring.
G.Riehl.
Wedel's Remnants.

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[Loyola]

Barrier Gate Station
Janury 28th, 827 A.S.

Sender: Dona Enma de Loyola.
Recipient: UN|
Topic: Oops.

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Hola,

G.Riehl, was that your ship?

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[28.01.2020 14:48:53] Death: UN|Hellion was put out of action by LG|Gabriel (Mine).

That's a shame, who could ever thought such things could happen after stuff you mumbled. I wanted to say that you are only good at badmouthing, but nah, not even at that really.

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Dona Enma de Loyola
Loyola Tactical Solutions Group Ltd

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[Jayenbee]

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This message is highly encrypted using syndicliga proprietary encryption cryptography through intranet-publicneralink drops and are functionally untracable if no sender address is given. Abuse of Intranet functionality commands community service punishments as listed in regulation five three seven gamma six. security is assumed. Any deliberate or otherwise location triangulation method successfully employed against anonymous transmissions will receive either a one billion credit reward or immediate incarceration dependent upon disclosure and motive. The revanchist council requests that Arbeiters do not squander valuable neuralnet bandwith on the consumption of CNS articles, adult content, or gambling, and advise that the relevant arbeiters employ public terminals for such use, rather than the secure line. Communal enforcement may differ between Reichsarbeitergesellschaft der Alsterian and Landwirtrechbewegung cells. Consult your admin for technical support or contact your resident Neural Technology Help Specialist at www.totallypacifica@notAHacker.net. The Union reminds Arbeiters that "trolling" is not an acceptable standard of political debate, unless aimed at capitalists, fascists, militarists, etc, who lack the neurological prerequisites to engage in such discourse. Southern Unioners are encouraged to remember that the average Unioner's literary age is roughly analogous to a twelve year old on PCP, and are encouraged to avoid engaging in difficult subjects, and are suggested to stick to familiar subjects, such as the market value of cardamine, bundschuh-based footwear puns, and the general terrible quality of life aboard wedel mining station.

Have a glorious day, Comrade user. - Unity, your resident Neuralnet VI.

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To: Loyola Kopeng
From: Oberarbeiter Kalle Niska
Subject: How petty . . .

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Niska takes a long deep puff on his cigar, before exhaling over the comm, smirking.

"Oye imalowda, you talk oso much. You sasa gunna kom back for more?"

Chuckling, he takes another drawn out puff.

"Mi pensa you gunna kom screamin' when tings get tough in da belte. In ma no playin' fair from ere on out, to sasa?"

Taking one last drag on his cigar, Niska tilts his head to the side, his hat covering his good eye, leaving only his single red bionic eye glaring at the comms as he reaches to shut it off.

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When contending with a monster, you'd be wise to give the devil his due.

[Loyola]

Barrier Gate Station
Janury 28th, 827 A.S.

Sender: Dona Enma de Loyola.
Recipient: UN|
Topic: Oops.

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What?

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Dona Enma de Loyola
Loyola Tactical Solutions Group Ltd

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[Enkidu]

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---------------Welcome, Arbeiter ---------------

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This message is highly encrypted using syndicliga proprietary encryption cryptography through intranet-publicneralink drops and are functionally untracable if no sender address is given. Abuse of Intranet functionality commands community service punishments as listed in regulation five three seven gamma six. security is assumed. Any deliberate or otherwise location triangulation method successfully employed against anonymous transmissions will receive either a one billion credit reward or immediate incarceration dependent upon disclosure and motive. The revanchist council requests that Arbeiters do not squander valuable neuralnet bandwith on the consumption of CNS articles, adult content, or gambling, and advise that the relevant arbeiters employ public terminals for such use, rather than the secure line. Communal enforcement may differ between Reichsarbeitergesellschaft der Alsterian and Landwirtrechbewegung cells. Consult your admin for technical support or contact your resident Neural Technology Help Specialist at www.totallypacifica@notAHacker.net. The Union reminds Arbeiters that "trolling" is not an acceptable standard of political debate, unless aimed at capitalists, fascists, militarists, etc, who lack the neurological prerequisites to engage in such discourse. Southern Unioners are encouraged to remember that the average Unioner's literary age is roughly analogous to a twelve year old on PCP, and are encouraged to avoid engaging in difficult subjects, and are suggested to stick to familiar subjects, such as the market value of cardamine, bundschuh-based footwear puns, and the general terrible quality of life aboard wedel mining station.

Have a glorious day, Comrade user. - Unity, your resident Neuralnet VI.

G.Riehl

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Ridrrs

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To: The girl who can't read.
From: A woman who can read..
Subject: Merc twits talking shit.

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"Fought one of them today. Yeah, they blew me up - after dropping me with a handicap of three pilots chasing me for two minutes and smacking my hull whilst I was taking a piss. Big whoop. The other guy was as dry as the bitch-queen's cardi-fied ovaries. We mass-produce those crates. "

"Tactical assesment? They're not as tough as Loyola's centerfold makes them out to be. I say we quit talking and ram neutrons in their general direction. That works with you?"


"Kay?"

"Let's barbie some barbiedolls."




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The birdclock croaked when it saw the sun, tethered to a spring.
G.Riehl.
Wedel's Remnants.

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Transmission Complete

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Scrambling access point...
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(A co-operative of Rheinland's Shipping Unions, retired from a life of piracy.)

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