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conmann35 · 06-07-2020, 04:23 AM,

Identification:

Mehmed Selim, Premier and Purveyor of the great game of Sirius

Recipient:

Commodore Elizabeth Hall, Governor-General of Exeter and confidant of the Bretonian Oligarchy

Location:

Planet Exeter, Secure Facility

Priority:

High

Encryption:

High

Food:

Tea, Scones, Martinis

Commodore.

I suppose they can't be that badly intentioned, then. Though, I still find myself a bit hesitant here.

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Thunderer · (This post was last modified: 06-08-2020, 12:13 AM by Thunderer.)

Message Class: Audio-Visual

Encryption: Rooibos
To: Director Premier Mehmed Selim, SIS
From: Governor-General Commodore Elizabeth Hall, BAF

Hello, Selim. I want you to know that this is of utmost importance. This is the primary reason why we destroyed Vostok in the first place. I don't want the lives of your former comrades to have gone in vain. SBN is our best chance, unless you have the hundreds of millions it would take to convince the BBC, which benefits from state funding of amounts unimaginable to you?

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conmann35 · 06-08-2020, 12:17 AM,

Identification:

Mehmed Selim, Premier and Purveyor of the great game of Sirius

Recipient:

Commodore Elizabeth Hall, Governor-General of Exeter and confidant of the Bretonian Oligarchy

Location:

Planet Exeter, Secure Facility

Priority:

High

Encryption:

High

Food:

Tea, Scones, Martinis

Commodore.

I doubt the base had any human staff living on it by then, but true, we sunk a few defense ships to prove our point. I'll make the calls you need, if your case is ready to send, the EWAR team will ensure it gets delivered without problems.

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Thunderer · (This post was last modified: 06-08-2020, 01:10 AM by Thunderer.)

Message Class: Audio-Visual

Encryption: Rooibos
To: Director Premier Mehmed Selim, SIS
From: Governor-General Commodore Elizabeth Hall, BAF

Wait! I need to send you the instructions! Give me a few minutes to type them out, will you?

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Message Class: Textual
Encryption: Rooibos
To: Director Premier Mehmed Selim, SIS
From: Governor-General Commodore Elizabeth Hall, BAF

Instructions:

- Send an agent to do it. Do not do it yourself, it does not befit a person of such high position to negotiate with tabloids. For them we should remain untouchable, for them we are the fantastical world above.
- Make sure to have all anti-malware and firewalls on.
- Do not tell your agent that I am asking for this as a favour, tell them it is a favour you do me by your own design.
- Stress that this article must be published as soon as practicable.
- Only pay after its publishing and only if we are content.
- Provide them with all footage that you captured there, which shows our successes, in case it is not classified.
- Demand that the article must celebrate the competence of the governor general of Exeter amidst the Dublin crisis, who was given hardly enough forces, yet won this victory against all odds.
- Add that it must criticize the Bretonian government for sending an entire fleet to defend Tau-31, which is of little economic importance, while Dublin is barely defended, yet holds so much wealth that its better protection would make the common man's life standard significantly improve.
- Shamelessly request of them to include an advertisement of the Las Palmas Deuterium Company (my firm) among their numerous ads.

Commodore
Governor-General of Exeter
Representative of House Steiner
Bretonian Armed Forces

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conmann35 · 06-14-2020, 10:27 PM,

Identification:

Mehmed Selim, Premier and Purveyor of the great game of Sirius

Recipient:

Commodore Elizabeth Hall, Governor-General of Exeter and confidant of the Bretonian Oligarchy

Location:

Planet Exeter, Secure Facility

Priority:

High

Encryption:

High

Food:

Tea, Scones, Martinis

Commodore.

My Agent has been handling the contact with the SBN, things are, for the most part, moving along smoothly. There is, however, a certain form of asset my Agent has requested, likely at the behest of the SBN journalists themselves. To be polite, Commodore, they need a bit of a 'provocative' contribution from yourself... indirectly of course.

To reiterate: this wasn't my idea.

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Thunderer · 06-15-2020, 11:28 AM,

Message Class: Audio-Visual

Encryption: Rooibos
To: Director Premier Mehmed Selim, SIS
From: Governor-General Commodore Elizabeth Hall, BAF

Provocative!? What!? Are you assuming I have anything of such nature!? Ah! Tabloids! When... If I come to power, I'll see to find some good reason to ban SBN in Bretonia, I very well shall! I give you my oath, here and now! But if these are the thorns that lead to the heavens, I will step over them as I have been stepping for the past few years, and crush them beneath my bleeding feet! No, I have sacrificed too much to back off because of some trifling pornography. Here, have it. You will get one image, one, and no more. This is as provocative as I can allow. I'm wearing red on it, that's nearly as good as naked. Have it, do with it what you please, I don't care. Don't keep me informed.