This Galaxy is vast; its wonders and beauty are almost unfathomable. But the galaxy also hides dark secrets, some of which have lain dormant since the beginning of time itself. There is a danger in secrets, both in seeking and in knowing. Some things are meant to be hidden from view. Some mysteries defy understanding, and sometimes even the things we think we know are untrue. Some secrets should remain untouched.
I'd read a book if I was you.
You seem to like the humour of randomness. Then I recommend you to read the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams. It is my favourite. It does contain the humour of randomness, but it also contains much, much more. Most libraries should have it, if not, you can download it.
About 500 pages. You won't be bored for a couple of weeks. Except it you really have that much free time and read 200 pages per day -- which might actually happen, that's how good the book is.
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