Since I've had this drink for a long time now, might as well pick up my shovel and make my own grave... DIIIIIIIIIIIGGGG!!!
Black Grog:
The name itself is an advertising-misnomer of a specific brand of black-tinted liqueur with an ABV of 70%, home-brewed by a Corsair-family known only as the Maldito. It is made by extracting the essence of carefully-selected Black Hops, a plant that grows best in Planet Crete, then distilled in special vats, and finally added with secret herbs and spices, giving it its' easily-distinguishable black coloration and unique taste.
Outlawed in usual House Space due to its tendency to turn even the best of gentlemen into the dirtiest of lechers, it is a rare drink usually found only in the shadiest of bars and nightclubs. Those who've had the chance to taste this one-of-a-kind drink describe the experience as "having all your worries washed away by the blissful, fiery piss of Lucifer."
Quick Edit: Black Grog, despite being a Corsair-made product, isn't found within the Corsair Empire, but is easier found on other establishments with little/no regulations, like unlawful bases and badly-maintained freeports. However, on exceptionally-rare instances Black Grog may be served on legal bars in extremely-small, highly-regulated quantities.
Mix a bit of vodka from Omega-52, a bit of beer from Stuttgart and a bit of that good ol' mead from Vogtland, Dresden. Also add some Gallic chocolate and some ethanol, if the chocolate made it weaker. Then add a piece of sushi from Kyushu. Common fish pate can also serve the purpose, if its expiration date has just passed. Stir it well after that. At the end, put a cherry into it and your drink should be ready. You may now drink it. But, very cautiously.
It can be found in the bar of RHB-Hvannadalshnukur and it doesn't have a name, since everyone who wanted to pronounce it have either gotten a terrible phobia of opening their mouth again, or have become unable to speak about anything, but about how good is the drink, due to the incredibly pleasant feeling shortly described as if your brain was suddenly squashed by a giant tuna with cherry flavor, and thus turned into nothing much smarter than a bar of Gallic chocolate.
My BPA officer recently acquired a bottle of this devilish stuff from a rich and grateful collector of many things who came under attack by K'Hara. He can handle it a lot better than Hone can his brandy, due to some rather eventful times at university.
[19.12.2012 01:46:15] BPA)Ins|Thomas.Page: Actually, you should be glad I'm off-duty
[19.12.2012 01:46:30] BPA)Ins|Thomas.Page: I believe this stuff is technically illegal under our health laws.
On their farewell outing for cocktails, Mel and Thomas had far too many. Of the few he remembers, there was:
Bearded Lady
Two measures New London Gin
Fair bit of Grenadine
One egg white
'Beard' of honey on the surface of the drink
El Presidente
One measure white rum
One measure Vermouth
One spoonful Curacao liquer
Bit of grenadine
Thinly cut orange peel
Cracked ice
Cherry to serve
(12-24-2012, 02:01 AM)SummerMcLovin Wrote: inB4 Rodnas mentions Maldava Rum
Now that was jsut cruel ...s is christmas...and you...
Doesn't matter, here it goes anyways
Maldava Cloud Rum
Or the rum that seperates the Corsairs from the gringos, burning your throat to cinders before releasing delicious adrenaline into your brain...and of course before it smacks you down like a fat madre catching you stealing scampi from her paella!
Available from your friendly neighborhood Corsair or affiliates. Also included into the "grow some iron cojones flight package"
Ingredients to use:
12 oz Amaretto
12 oz Drambuie
12 oz Tia Maria
Directions:
Mix together with crushed ice in a 3 litre glass.
Float 1 Tbs of Tabasco sauce on top.