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From: Commander Matok, I.K.S. Vor'tcha
Hey, we spend time getting Nomad specimens ourselves. However, we have discovered that they are quite good when broiled with butter or grilled. We also heard that the Corsairs think the same, delicious! No worry, we don't keep them in storage on Shasta or Canaria as we don't need one going nuts on us all. Besides, with the price they fetch at Cambridge Research, we like the credits more.
Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
' Wrote:Doc, you didn't get the memo about the Retreat at Curacao? The grilled flying tarpon was exquisite!
But yes, we've all been working too hard, Epopts and Epoptettes. It's time for some jocularity.
I call for a Jake Day!
Here are some suggestions, I'm sure you can build on them.
1) Direct the next pilot who asks for a good trade route to the nearest Guard system;
2) alternately, tell him to join formation with the next passing convoy carrying fertilizer;
3) Wedge yourself firmly in a convenient busy jumpgate for twenty minutes;
4) Ask passing pilots why they're flying upside down.
5) Gladly pay a pirate or two, and shock the crap outta them.
In fact, the best Jake captured over comms or guncam will win...
A NEW fully kitted Zoner Gunship, and a position as Chief Temple Bouncer for Peublo Bonito!
As always, the Church reserves the right to deny any knowledge, responsibility, or liability for Jakes gone awry.
This could be fun.... I'll see if I can conjure up some TAZ fusion... By the way I didn't get to try that grilled flying tarpon. I just ain't quick enough to catch the boogers, so if any of yez shoots one down, think of Ol' Mad John, eh?
To: All 'n Sundry
From: "I wish I hadn't had to.."
Right, Lads 'n Lasses,
It's difficult to repeat, so I'll just refer you to my latest CoZ appearance.
In a pie shell, I'm revoking our "arrangement" with SCRA for passage through O-52, as a protest of their treatment of our brother Zoners. It's rumored that the wicket may in fact get sticker, but let's not put the Gold before the Kallisti quite yet.
Just be advised that the Coalition are to be avoided for the time being.
Please acknowledge here, my stalwart Popes and Tsars. We'll get through this, the only way we know, by hook or by crook.
Good on ye boss! Enough of them asking where this and that is going, they're a bunch of drunks anyways! I liked the hessians in 47 more, at least they had the good sense not to make policy while liquored...
Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
' Wrote:To: All 'n Sundry
From: "I wish I hadn't had to.."
Right, Lads 'n Lasses,
It's difficult to repeat, so I'll just refer you to my latest CoZ appearance.
In a pie shell, I'm revoking our "arrangement" with SCRA for passage through O-52, as a protest of their treatment of our brother Zoners. It's rumored that the wicket may in fact get sticker, but let's not put the Gold before the Kallisti quite yet.
Just be advised that the Coalition are to be avoided for the time being.
Please acknowledge here, my stalwart Popes and Tsars. We'll get through this, the only way we know, by hook or by crook.
Love 'n Kisses,
Your Epissis
To: Yer Pristine Holiness
Scramble Node: Mad John and a few of his Mates
A Pox on 52 is agreed
This Pope Discommunicates these Fools forthwith per yer wishes