[img float=right]http://i.imgur.com/EFNV46b.jpg?1[/img]Sender ID: A person, Sirius Rogues Communications ID: #12224-1141-7835 Communications subject: Cleansing Communications point of origin:[REDACTED] Communications signal strength:Strong Communications encryption: #1012812-1235 Opening transmission....
Hello there mate,
My toilet is still dirty!
Regards,
A person
Closing transmission....
This Galaxy is vast; its wonders and beauty are almost unfathomable. But the galaxy also hides dark secrets, some of which have lain dormant since the beginning of time itself. There is a danger in secrets, both in seeking and in knowing. Some things are meant to be hidden from view. Some mysteries defy understanding, and sometimes even the things we think we know are untrue. Some secrets should remain untouched.
How you managed to make it past my spam filter is a riddle to me. Just be sure to cleanse very very far away from me thank you. I dont need splatters of your blood all over my dress.
Emilie Forstner Ingenuus Research Group
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This Galaxy is vast; its wonders and beauty are almost unfathomable. But the galaxy also hides dark secrets, some of which have lain dormant since the beginning of time itself. There is a danger in secrets, both in seeking and in knowing. Some things are meant to be hidden from view. Some mysteries defy understanding, and sometimes even the things we think we know are untrue. Some secrets should remain untouched.
It is time my brothers and sisters! Quez has come to protect us! Rise up, we have been given the honour of cleansing the galaxy. All heathens shall be destroyed with fire! Follow Quez, the Eater of Sins and Breather of Fire, and you shall be rewarded! Destroy all non-believers!
Dear Mr/Mrs Unknown,
I'm all for galaxy domination and repression of free speech and such.. But could you tell me, will this affect my BMF| company pension?? if so, does the supreme leader Quez have plans for such situations?
Yours,
Potential follower or naysayer (dependent on outcome of your psych evaluation)