'Cause, you know.... I'm the only one sexy enough to voice them.
This is not a place to post spoilers, and could've been done via PM.
Also that's years away. We're trying to get R1 out first.
@Everyone else: Download a free or trial edition of some recording software. I use goldwave, but Audacity can do the job nicely. Then upload the .wav files on some free hosting site and PM me or Xalrok the download link to go over.
I just hit record with it and then export as a .wav. I'm using it on a basic level, I'm sure there are others with more knowledge than me. Only used it a couple of times.