Meet a nomad? Drink
Go to the wrong trade lane ring? 3 Drinks (Seriously, you shoud know them off by heart by now)
Get pirated? Drink
Pay the pirate? Shot
Run from a pirate? 2 Drinks
Kill the pirate? Shot for you and a buddy.
Turn skype off? Shots for all your contacts ('cos seriously, does anyone ever turn skype off anymore?)