Lauren appears in a puff of pink clouds in front of Matt, to which Matt does bat an eye and continues doing whatever it is ......Wait what the hell are you doing *The Narrator says*
Shut up voice over guy, but what are you doing exactly dad?
Matt replies with crumbs shooting out his mouth in all directions I'm EATING ok!
Doesn't look like eating I think I'm going to be sick *Narrator gags*
Whimp and Dad ...I'm like back or here or on active duty. Did you Miss ......Wait a minute you didn't even notice I was gone!
Lauren Slaps dad and runs out to hug Hully for a few hours
' Wrote:I like how he doesn't even attempt to hide a +1.
Unlike me, I'm pro at making it look like I actually have an opinion on the topic.
Except in this post.
I'm feeling rebellious.
a suspicous looking figure walks into the cafe and imediatly
heads for a dark corner in the right side of the room.
(the side for everyone else)
His black clothing seems to blend into the shadows as he carfully
studies the LPI present.
"Though I fly through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil.
For I am 80,000 feet and climbing."
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Upon the non-LPI entering the room, Joe looked up from his coffee and looks around for the disturbance. Seeing it trying foolishly to hide in a corner, he stands up, slowly walking toward the non-cop, his tazer crackling ominously as the charge built up......
***A few minutes later***
The stranger landed on his rear as a group of officers threw him out the doors. The doors shut with a loud thud behind him, and he walked away to chip off the burnt skin from Joe's tazer.....
' Wrote:This thread is so stupid that a bird sitting on a nearby tree just EXPLODED.
The man cursed in anger. If that LPI hadn't stopped him there would be one less
nomad infected person in the police. He waited outside the bar hoping his target
would come out.
"Though I fly through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil.
For I am 80,000 feet and climbing."
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Elroy comes into the bar, his first time. Standing in the doorway for a moment, he straightens his tie and tucks his shirt into his trousers again, and strolls in.
Arriving at the counter, he orders 4 donuts, a slice of pie, 2 Venti Sunbucks Espressos, and goes to sit down in the corner.
*rather robust man enters the Cafe, with clearly visible bagde of LPI*
*he then proceeds to the bartender, slowly monitoring his surroundings*
Farrell : Hey there, can I have a coffee and, uh, donut? Or actually, give me 3 donuts, and got some good apple pie, I surely wouldnt mind that!
Bartender : Ill pass your order sir, why don?t you sit someplace here?
*Farrell looks around and notices Elroy sitting in the corner*
Farrell : Hey there Elroy! I see you also got off the hangar rather fast to enjoy some well deserved rest and donuts! I gotta tell you, what you did today to that pirate who tried to ...*chatter between the two continues as the bartender brings them their orders****
Elroy looks up at Farrel, and smiles, before sliding along the bench chair so Farrel can park himself.
As the assistant brings over their food, Elroy's eyes take on a glazed look, as he begins to chow down.