Boss! Help! Have blown almost all my credits on [Static], whips and baby oil - caught the damn [Static] off one of the [Static]! You should have seen it - my [Static] turned bright red then [Static] off!
Anyway - I'm low on credits - with a raging hangover - an itc....itching - to whup some ass. And get paid. Especially the paid bit....
I got my new rig set up, pretty much dead on right for work - jus' need tha paper work sendin' through - then I can get tha hell outta dogde before one o' those crazy ass [Static] come backs with [Static], plunger, a loaf of bread and [Static] and tries to do you-know-what to my you know what's - if ya know what I mean!
I know ya thinkin' - ''whats this useless piece o' [Static] doin' coming back here fixing for work'' - but I reckons I learned a few tricks since last I was here, might be able to do more business than before....anyways....if ya do decide to lemme back in .....sen' tha Red Haired prostitute like last time....the things she could do to my [Static] with her [Static] - simply awesome bro.......
[Static]! Damn, looks like I need ta bolt - will be waitin' fer tha response chief, I spend any longer [Static] myself out - an' I have to have my [Static] amputated!
Sen[color=#66FF99]der ID:Jonathan Walker AKA Johnny Walker Source:Omicron Theta Target:Mandalore Office
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To whoever get this on the Mandalore office. My name is Johnny Walker ,
I'am in the ass kicking business. And man , Business are good these days.
But it feels like something is missing... I believe it is time to go Pro.
Hence why i'am sending this message.
I believe you wish to know something more about me before anything ? Well.
I've been a mercenary for a looooong long time , Shot down alot of people ,
made alot of friends and natauraly pissed off alot people aswell.
I'am mostly a full time bomber pilot, and having two bomber in my posession
a Cutlass BW Bomber and a gift from the Mollys , a Barghest.
Of course , i have a fighter aswell , a Sabre naturally , just in case of things
going south to fast for the bombers to handle.
But don't be mistaken my skill lies in the bombers.
Anyway. I hope the Mandalore will consider my application.
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My name is Richard Wainwright. Perhaps you will have heard of me. The last several years I have spent serving the Hellfire Legion. We may have even crossed swords, I can no longer recall.
I shall be brief. I have resigned my commission with the Legion, and I find myself in need of a new home. I can no longer live up to the requirements of being a Legionnaire, yet neither can I imagine myself anywhere but at the controls of a fighting vessel. I know of the honour of your warriors. It is something I respect.
Should your door be open to me, I shall gladly step through. My future direction resides in your hands.
I've got a rather ordinary and boring past, but the most relevant point right now is that I come from the Omegas. From the Rote Hessen Armee, to be more accurate. I guess that should give enough proof of my flight skills and discipline which have allowed our kind to prevail in such hostile space, but in the end I realized that fighting under that flag just burnt me out after watching my comrades dying everyday at the Hammen Hole in futile attacks against Cadiz.
However, I'm looking forward to return to the Omegas as Mandalorian warrior, to hunt the people who deserve to be hunted, without any complex chain of command. Thanks in advance.