User ID: Fergus Mycroft
Location: Manchester
Encryption: Active
*you hear Mycroft trying to talk while he laughs with a deep voice*
AH AH AH! HELLO AHAHAH!
AHAHAHAH! so.. *catches breath* - today I've .. *loses control* - AHAHAHAHA!.. OH, i'm sorry.. a-ham.. today i've delivered... *loses control again* - AH AHAH AHAHAH! .. I'm sorry.. wait let me finishhhhh HAHAH... lauging... *laughs out loud for about 7 minutes straight*
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ok ok.. i'm better now... well, i'm sure you're wondering why i was laughing so much... TOO BAD! that's a secret between me and my Wife! OH OH OH OH!!
as I was trying to say... Today i've delivered 4 batches of Gold Ore, and 4 batches of Raw Hydrocarbons. Unfortunately I didn't save the log of 1 of the Gold Ores deliveres... Macrae, you and your talk about the ladies... you make a man lose his FOCUS! HO HO HO HO!
And i couldn't deliver more because the base became FAT... like ME! HAHAHAHAHA!
oh well, in short, i've delivered 10840 units of Raw Hydrocarbons 10840 units of Gold Ore - but I can't prove 2710 units of these i'm saying! And 985 units weren't delivered in the end because the Storage for Gold was full!
"Oh girls do not be afraid! That face on the screen is just that miner I was telling you about .... I hope he stops laughing soon ........"
*Waits for 7 minutes, the girls getting more and more frightened*
Aaah, you survived it without asphyxiation? Impressive!
So Mr. Mycroft, what can I say more than "great work" again?! As I was palavering to you about my latest hits during your mining,
*One girl starts crying after being totally scared of Mycroft's last HO HO HO*
I know you had been so into my stories that you did not log that one delivery. As I was there seeing you bringing the ore in no further proof is required Sir.
Encryption:Normal Origin:Isle of Skye, New London ID:BMF|Miner Subject:Ore deliveries To:Fortitudine CC:BMF Greetings for the Crew at Fortitudine
Kindly find my 1st delivery Of gold ore proof for June attached