' Wrote:I request that all entries put in big letters "MARRIED TO TOMTOM RAWR!!" in their signiture offers. Too many people are trying to take my wife away....
*Continues paranoid rantings*
Edit: To make this post worth something, I like the ones that Serpentis and Mikeyh made the most, but I like them all aswell.
' Wrote:NOOOOOOO. TomTom is not good enough. I need to search other Men's Warmth.
What? Wife, we can spend more time together, just don't LEAVE MEEE!!
But if you do, I want half of your stuff.
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.
Umm... so what I was originally going to do didn't exactly work out. So here's the result of playing around... if you don't like it, I don't care. If you want minor tweaks, just say so and I'll see what I can do. :P