The recruitment officer put down the short biography and scanned the 24 year old man from top to bottom leaning a bit forward from his desk. Slowly his eyes returned back to the young mans face, lifting his nose a bit in the process. Suddenly he spoke an pierced right through the silence in the office:
"So! A second time eh lad?!?"
In the back a coffee was spilled an someone jumped up from his seat.
"Well then...
Mister Markell Williams heirre are some papers to fill in. Good luck. And next time laddie! Ye show your ID papers up front now, you hear?!?
Ensign James Fleming
Your are hereby accepted into the Armed Forces. You may maintain the rank of Commander amongst the Naval forces should you transfer there ever again.
Please check your Neural Net inbox for deployment orders and instructions.
Ensign Markell Williams
Your second application has been reviewed and proven fruitful. You are hereby accepted. On your Neural Net account you will find your deployment orders. Report there at the Quartermasters office. He will take it from there.
Looking forward to seeing you both out there gentlemen, do your house proud.
"Excuse me sir"someone said out side of the room"you have to...."
*CRASH*
The door opens with such brute force that its launched across the room and hits a plant near the opened window.
"What the hell!"said the recruiter Sargent Jones.
A tall buffed man enter true the door and screamed in the office "GOOD DAY TO ALL MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE GREAT BRETONIAN ARMY"
Then looked down at his waist and said "Can you please let go of me,i know you want a hug from the amazing and wonderful Jonny T. Goldenbeard,But! i have some important business with this fine gentleman here."
The short and confused guard looked at Stg. Jones and said "I'm sorry sir! i couldn't do anything to stop him."
"Its fine" said Jones "just go get Jack and Ryan here fast."
As the guard slowly let go of the big man and he turned to salute the Stg.,Goldenbeard started yelling behind him.
"BROTHER JONES! How are you on this fine day? Me,i am just dandy,as you can see.I am here today to join the great and glorious BAF....(Continuing to mumble something about his life choice)."
"NOW!" jelled Jones at the guard.
"Ye.....Yes Sir!"said the guard and stormed out.
"Why....Ill have you know i spent the last 27 years serving in the Bretonian Police!.Yes! 27 years brother!and before that i spent 5 years doing desk work for the capitan.And before all that i spent 12 in basic training camp....(started mumbling something about small boots.)
"Who are you?"said Jones "Do you even know wher...."
"Ahhh! but, you must be wondering why am i here? right? well, ill tell you why i am here!" Goldenbeard started taking a deep breath.
"O god no..."said jones
"TO JOIN THE GLORIOUS AND ALL POWERFUL BRITONIAN ARMORED FORCES! TO SERVE AND PROTECT ALL PEOPLE OF THE FREE WORLD FROM THE EVIL GALIANS WHO INVADER OUR WONDERFUL LAND!."
As the man stopped yelling he noticed that he had spitted all over Stg.Jones paper that he spent all morning writing.
"AAAAAAAAAAA" yelled out Jones,and at the same time two big and strong guard entered the room and grabbed Goldenbeard and started dragging him across the office to the exit,with Stg.Jones closely following them.As the door to the outside opened,the two guard trowed out the Goldenbeard,and Stg.Jones stood in front of the door and yelled at the man.
"STAY HERE AND DO NOT COME BACK IN UNTIL YOU ARE CALLED FOR!!!!"
As the door slowly closed,the last thing you cud hear from the outside is "but its raining brother..."
Name:Rose-Marie Liams Age:25 Sibling:None Maritial Status:Divorced Other Jobs: House-Wife _____________________
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*Hello my name is Rose-Marie, a lone wife.My life was a middle class one, my familly was not so rich and struggled to have all the needs for me. I used to be shy always had cuple of friends.Till m middle school things were a rutine, but life decided to take from me all i had, so my parrents died in a trade vessel killed by Gauls in Leeds.There i was at the age of 14 lone and without a warm roof abouve my head.But i the luck was on my side, Lt.Maxwell found me and decided to get me under my wing and took me as his daughter. He decide to teach me the skill of dogfight and aswell , he thought me how to be a charmfull woman , and use my beauty. He was a whealty man and never had problems anymore. He was my dad and he loved me as his own daugther.When i turned 19 i got married and he was the one who gaved us all the money, but later when my husband died against fighting the gauls in Leeds, he keep me at home and took care i will be able to get in the army.Now today i wanna join the army and never let others feel the way i did and make sure Gauls and Corsairs will never be able to harm and i will do this in all honor for the queen and Bretonia.
Mister Goldenbeard
Forgive the initial response of our Sgt. Jones. This conflict takes a toll on all of our personel. Our recruiters form no exeption.
We commend you for your patriottism, however should you continue to make exaggerating scenes we will be forced to stun you on sight.
We wouldn't want that now would we?
Look to your Neural Net inbox, you will find a set of questions there within the following minutes. Answer them and then we will sit down for a final and most of all... calm chat.
Miss Liams
We hereby confirm receipt of your transmission. You have come a long and hard way haven't you? We are curious to see what you have up your sleeve. In your Neural Net inbox there are questions for you. Fill them in and resend them to the adress from which they were received.
Let's see how well our Lieutenant has taught you.
"Good Day kind Sir!" said an enthusiastic young man as he entered the recruitment center.
"Is this the right place to come if i want to pew pew some bad boys?" he continued.
The officer posted there that day stared at him with a serious look on his face and replied "Do you think this is a bloody joke? People risk their lives here to protect fools like you!"
The man grinned "I wouldn't be here if that was the case would I?"
The officer sighed and released a big laugh "AHAHAHAH, another one so eager to die aren't ya? And you said your name was..."
"I didn't" the young man replied. "It's Hughes, Maes Hughes."
"Very well Mr. Hughes, fill these papers with your information and leave them here at my desk, and you shall receive an answer in a couple of days." said the officer.
"Yes Sir". Hughes answered in a relaxed way.
As he was leaving the recruitment office after delivering all the papers the Officer interrupted him and asked "Why are you so eager to throw your life away? Not that im complaining!" he completed.
"My life is nothing compared to what I need to protect!" Hughes was now more serious than ever.
"And what is that?" the officer looked in his eyes.
Mister Hughes
Show us that you are ready and have your wits about you to defend our home. Your application is hereby acknowledged. In your Neural net inbox you will find questions. Fill in and resend at your earliest convenience. We are awaiting the results of our first order to you.
Biography : Howdy there guys i will talk shortly about my biography . So i was born in New London, Planet New London in normal family attachedly on the crown in small house near the local bar there i listened many stories about the glory pilots and them battles i wanted to be like them, to kill the gauls and defend the Queen and my fatherland, the years rolled i became 18 and 2 weeks after my birthday i decided to enlist in the Bretonia Armed Forces