Reaver Merc. Co. Recruitment

[Silver]

And yet another one.

*Gulps a glass of Jack Daniels*

So many suicidal ladies in Sirius.

Let's see if you can hack it.´

Grab a ship or several as you see fit, slap on 'FancyPants.Reaver' for the transponder.

We'll be sending you the trainee contract in a couple of days.
More than enough time for you to get the ships ready.

Meanwhile, come to the Mecrosis in Coronado, and tell the bay Chief you have permission for
eight Gaia shooters and six tizzies.

At the end of the contract all weaponry will be returned to the Reaver Merc. Co., if you default that, i'll default your life with a mix of lead, laser and molten lava, shaken, not stirred, right up what you call 'manhood' but most of the Sirius women know as a joke,

As always, you'll only have access to the trainee contract.
Any attempt on gathering intel or disclosing the Reaver Merc. Co. contracts will be met with a frackton of hot steaming pokers in your ears, thus killing you, then your family and a good part of Sirius, just to be sure.

Oh.. And to all trainees, any of that knowledge will be bugged and thus impossible to be used.

Kisses,
Silver.

By the way, i am your master now.
Kneel to Zod.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[Darky]

He smiles to himself after seeing that registrations were open."Been waiting a long time for this" He said out allowed.

My names's Danny Stryker. Been a merc all my life. Ever since i was a kid i wanted to be a Reaver. Seems this is my chance *smiles*

I'm not much for talking so i'll keep it short. I've been flying a gunboat mainly but i've lost interest with that. I prefer being in a bomber to swiftly claim my bounties. I've flown a fighter but i was never really that great at flying one.

Waiting for your reply.
~Stryker~

[Reaver Company Inc.]

Uh. Ever since you were a little kid?

*Gulps a glass of Jack Daniels*

So, what are you? 16 now?
Sorry, get some blood on your hands, more age so you can carry a gun, and get drunk, and i'm not talking 'bout 21.

In case you haven't noticed, this company is only in the business for five frackin' long years.

Yeaahh.

Scram kid.
We ain't the business of day and night child care.

By the way, your mom called, said that after a night with Ethan,
she can't walk straight, so she'll be sleeping another night out of home.

Don't worry, already called for a medic.

Silver.

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[Venkman]

...Incoming transmision...
...ID:Unknown...
...Opening Mesage...

Greetings to all Reavers i would like to join you,here is something about me//
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Name:Razer Vega
Nickname:RV
Age:21
Ship:Roc(civilian bomber)



----Autobiography----





Razer Vega was born on planet Denver in Colorado.He was raised by a Mercenary family,and his family was hinghly respect by all people of Liberty.He is also raised to kill for money.



Razer's 1st year ---He was very cute child,and he had everything what baby need.


Razer's 3rd year--- Razer started to walk and speed well(he was very knowelage child)

Razer's 7th year ---He started to writte and think like grown man....

Razer's 12th year ---He finished school fast because he was really smart.

Razer's 13th year ---Razer's parents send him to school where the best ship-pilots and well trained Mercenaries are.

Razer's 17th year ---The special Mercenary school is finish.He was one of the best in the class.

Razer's 18th year--- Razor's 18th year and from his parents he got a bomber ship for his birthday.

Razor's 20th year ---Now he work's like a private Mercenary and looking for a job.
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****Hope you will let me join you ****

....Closing Mesage...
..ID:Still UNKNOWN...
...Transmission ends...

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Orex Armaments

[Daedric]

Bonjour RV! Kall is busy with with a package of meat right now, so she is having me contact you!

You seem to come from a decent family; you know, one with a mother and a father who don't beat the bloodly piss out of each other and out of you. I'd bet Kall or Jaina could rock your world something hard.

I don't think you got what it takes, but I'll tell you what. I'll set you up with a job at the Blood Money Bar and Medical Clinic, as a male stripper. You'll be Kall and Jaina's little toy and if you can manage to wrange Kall and Jaina at the same time, you're in.

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[Venkman]

Bonjour RV! Kall is busy with with a package of meat right now, so she is having me contact you!

You seem to come from a decent family; you know, one with a mother and a father who don't beat the bloodly piss out of each other and out of you. I'd bet Kall or Jaina could rock your world something hard.

I don't think you got what it takes, but I'll tell you what. I'll set you up with a job at the Blood Money Bar and Medical Clinic, as a male stripper. You'll be Kall and Jaina's little toy and if you can manage to wrange Kall and Jaina at the same time, you're in.

Ok i'll try that......who are they?

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Orex Armaments

[Recovery]

***Incoming awesome***
***Decoding awesome***

Yo.


I'm Pete.


Pete Gozinya.


I'm awesome, and I have my own personal vendetta because when I was a kid my parents were brutally murdered by people with bounties on their heads.


Good enough for you, no?



The screen briefly shows a rainbow potato holding hands and leaning in for a kiss with a coffee machine, then explodes in a shower of vodka, leaving a distinct aura of awesome in the air.

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So basically you're shooting someone else's ship?
PvP abuse, IMO.

<div align="left">[center]<span style="color:#FF0000">[7:31:41 PM] Justin Hopkins: You are a morons.</span>[/center]</div>

[Dusty Lens]

Shame they didn't get to your parents about... How old were you at the time? Anyways, about that many years and a little change on the side sooner.

[Recovery]

***Incoming awesome***
***Decoding awesome***

No problem, I was a test tube baby anyway.



A Madalorian appears in the background and starts kicking him violently in the back of the head


*Static*

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So basically you're shooting someone else's ship?
PvP abuse, IMO.

<div align="left">[center]<span style="color:#FF0000">[7:31:41 PM] Justin Hopkins: You are a morons.</span>[/center]</div>

[Dusty Lens]

Aww... Just when it was getting good.