[color=#FFFFFF]Come one, come all, crazies alike'¦ This is the Blue Hyena, renown Sirius Magician! Here to bring you a show you wont soon forget! Draze Aldridge is my name, magic is my game, and boy is business boom-in! My associate, Dario, and I have received so much donations from our show, that I even received a little vacation. Mhm.. Loads of women and'¦ ahem.. that's not the point, the point is, I have decided to expand my show. But with such a large show, it requires more assistants, and side acts. Just make sure you have no problem kil'¦ I mean preforming the fine arts of magic. Make sure to submit your resume.
-He smirks-
Here are your basic requirements:
-Your latest Psych. Evaluation. (We don't want sane, I mean, insane people running around do we?)
-Must be able to partake in outside activities (Will be discussed at a later time)
-Must contain <strike>no</strike> trace amounts drugs in your system.
-Willing to travel
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Yes, that covers them all.
Your resumes will be examined, and whether or not I find them bad enough, err good enough is whether you will be selected.
Oh yes, I reserve the right to deny you work based on your race, sex, language, height, hair color, hair style, and sobriety. Yes.. Chop chop! Times a wasting..
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