--| Sender: Alexander DiazÂ
--| Location: Freeport 2, Bering.
Greetings;
My name is Alexander Diaz, mercenary. You see, I've been working for Roter Frontkämpferbund where I met a guy called Zweihander. Im sure you know him.
You see, we were on Freital, drinking beer in a bar, and talking who will we shoot next. And all suddenly, he was like: You know, I got a new ship, straight from Liberty. And I was thinking that he's drunk or something, because only thing he flies is his Switchblade. But then, he explained me all 'bout your ship and said: Hey, Im sure they'l give one to you, just say that I sent you.
So, here am I, trying to get something good in this damn life. Someone want money to make it better, others prefer expensive stuff, girls and such. Me? I like ships. And after seeing your beauty, I just.. The feeling.. God... I.. I fell in love. I just.. I must have it, and that's it!
So, that's right. Make my life easier, by allowing me to use one of your beautiful Bayonets. Well, a pack of Hellflurries would be nice too, but that's up to you.
In return? Anything. First of, I'd like to donate credits for production of this vessel, plus credits for time spent on building it. Ofcourse, that amount is up to you to decide. Second.. You want me to shoot someone? Get some supplies? Sure, everthing can be taken care of, just say it.
So, what do you say?
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Due to the recently displayed laziness of the Sales Department, a line of our products designed specifically for both the male and the growing female clientèle in the "enhancement" market 'as not been advertised for enough in one way, the more direct way that is. As you see, we from BigMAX™ - the leading force in male enhancement - now currently also strive to establish a presence in the female enhancement market with our ProSolution™ line of products, and as is the "aggressive advertising" requires a boost.
Moniseur, if you 'ould be so kind as to fly out to Liberty and aggressively advertise for BigMAX™ ProSolution™ by shooting down, oh let's say two or three female pilots of Liberty's law enforcement and then loudly proclaim something along the lines of: "That would have not happened with BigMAX ProSolution! - Now also for the ladies! - It makes you so slippery, never again will you be lacking the "juice" to get down to business rather than exploding from your dried-up rage!", etcetera, if you do that I will give you un discount and cut the ship's price down to a lowly 88.888.888 Sirius Credits. Naturally I'd like to have visual evidence of such doings to forward to madame Callahan.
Of course moniseur, the more creative you are the more the discount might raise, oui? 'Oweveur as for les 'Ellflurries, at the time being I may not dispense any of those but should the Duchess take a personal interest to your work we may or may not be able to work something out. This is, of course, no guarantee moniseur. I trust you find the terms regarding the ship's acquisition to your liking 'oweveur, so bonne chance et bon voyage.
--| Sender: Alexander DiazÂ
--| Location: Java station, Tau 23.
Greetings;
So, madam Callahan is busy, and you're my contact in this deal? Eh, sure. It doesnt matter to me, as long Im getting my Bayo, like Zweihander promised.
So, let's talk 'bout it. So... Uh. Where was I? Oh, yes. You want me to shoot down some Libertonian chicks? Well, I dont really like to shoot chicks because... They are chicks, dammit!
But eh, it's for Bayonet. So, why not? Il be on it, and inform you 'bout my progress on this channel.
Il contact you when Im done.
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--| Sender: Alexander DiazÂ
--| Location: Freeport 2, Bering.
Greetings;
OH GOD, WHY DO I NEED TO HUNT CHICKS IN SPACE? AND NAVY ONES! DAMN, IT'S LIKE YOU SENT ME TO HUNT NOMADS INTO NEW YORK... EVEN IF I FOUND ONE, I'T WOULD... I DONT KNOW WHAT HE WOULD DO, BUT IM SURE IT WOULD DO SOMETHING!
Uh, oh... God. Lost too many nerves in this damn Liberty. So uh.. Where was I?
Ah, yes. Bayonet..
Well, your terms are kinda imposibille to work out. If you said "Go hunt navy!", it would be, uh... Easy! But chicks? No way...
So uh.. I know Im not the one who should tell you what to do, but atleast I can offer you something. How about... You wanted 88,888,888 SC? Well, I offer you 161,616,161 SC's.
Or atleast change 'females' into 'anyone' for god's sake!
'Kay, so.. Um.. That's all.
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>:( From:T[color=#000000]. Maximus[color=#000000], BigMAX™ ANGRY CHAPTER MASTER! >[color=#CC0000]:( [color=#FF0000]Towards:Alexander Diaz [color=#000000]>[color=#CC0000]:( [color=#FF0000]Regarding:I GOT AN IDEA FOR YOU[color=#000000]!
[color=#FF0000]A strange figure clad in powered armor appears on the screen.
NOW I KNOW YOU WANTED TO SPEAK TO THAT OTHER CHICK OR TO THE BOSS BUT GUESS WHAT? THEY'RE NOT HERE, BOO-HOO.
That figure happens to be a very angry man.
I DO NOT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE OR WHAT THEY ARE DOING. AND THAT MEANS YOU GET ANOTHER SHOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO TRY INFORMING THEM OF YOUR FAILURE. SO YOU AND ME ARE GOING TO SHOW EVERYONE THAT WE CAN PLAN AHEAD LIKE BOSSES AND DO SOMETHING THAT IS CALLED CREATIVE KILLING, BUT WE'RE NOT TALKING SOME ARTSY-LIKE CREATIVITY BECAUSE THAT'S FOR PUSSIES.
Always angry[color=#000000], all the time.
INSTEAD OF GIVING THE BOSS MORE MONEY YOU WILL GO BACK TO THAT HERETICAL PLACE CALLED LIBERTY NOW AND THERE YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF ANY TWO LAWFUL BLISTERING IDIOTS YOU FEEL LIKE MOLESTING TODAY. AND THEN YOU WILL FIGHT THOSE TWO LAWFUL CHUCKLE$§%!), BUT YOU WILL NOT KILL THEM YET. WHEN THEIR SHIPS ARE ON FIRE AND JUST ABOUT TO BECOME TORN APART BY YOUR RIGHTEOUS FURY AND FURIOUS ANGER, I WANT YOU TO STOP AND TELL THEM THAT THEY ARE ALIVE THANKS TO THE EMPEROR'S DIVINE GRACE, YOURSELF, AND BECAUSE TEMPERUS MAXIMUS SAID SO.
ON THE NEXT DAY OR THE DAY AFTER THE NEXT OR WHENEVER YOU SEE THE SAME TWO MORONS AGAIN, YOU WILL KILL THEM AND TELL THEM THAT TEMPERUS MAXIMUS THINKS THEIR MOTHERS ARE VERY NICE LADIES. BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE FUNNY THAN TO WATCH THE RETARDS OF LIBERTY RUN HOME IN THEIR PODS TOTALLY CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED.
WHEN THAT IS DONE YOU CAN GIVE THE BOSS THE MONEY AND GET YOUR MANLY MACHINE OF DESTRUCTIVE AWESOMENESS AND EXCESSIVE BUTCHERY YOU GOD-DAMN FAIRY, BUT YOU BETTER NOT FORGET THE PRETTY PICTURES EITHER BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO EXPERIENCE WHAT THE BOSS CAN DO WHEN UNDER THE EFFECTS OF HER RED RAGE.
And the screen fades to black, with the camera miraculously left in one piece.
--| Sender: Alexander Diaz
--| Location: Java station, Tau 23.
Greetings;
Well sorry for late reply, seems that this task took more time than I thought. Anyways, I didn't disappointed you this time. So let's begin with businiess:
Target number one was some silly Liberty Police officer. He actually dared to fine me because of shoothing his damn lane. Well, I shot him, to see how much fine will I get then. He got damaged quickly, so I delivered the message and left.
Next day, he was there again, this time shooting some Slavers with his friend in cruiser. Well it wasn't enough for him to survive.
Target number two was some Guardian who was all tuned up for fight. Well, it didn't last long enough.
Next day. Same old stuff. He was all like mad on me, so he started shooting. And boom. He's dead.
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