Attention community

[Hades]

I find the fact that the mod team recieving a like new penis pump only nets me a taco offensive, and I still have to pay a dollar. This is outrageous!!1!!!111!111

I would have thought it would have been worth at least two burritos....friggin mod conspiracy I say.

I was about to ask what you are smoking, but then I saw your avatar. 'Nuff said.

And to the Moderating team:

[Marburg]

I find the fact that the mod team recieving a like new penis pump only nets me a taco offensive, and I still have to pay a dollar. This is outrageous!!1!!!111!111

I would have thought it would have been worth at least two burritos....friggin mod conspiracy I say.

I apologize for not replying to this earlier, but "The Man" wouldn't allow me to speak on it till now.

Generally speaking, the use of pumps as currency is discouraged worldwide simply because cash registers are not designed to hold them in bulk. It would be a logistical nightmare to restructure the financial infrastructure of every country, & although we mods all agree there is no conspiracy, I promise I'll see what I can do.

If I'm successful, change will occur, but don't expect the change to happen overnight...change always starts small, but I reckon you're well aware of that already.






:P

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[Bootsiuv]

Hmmm, your thoughts are concise and well thought out.

Perhaps, if the financial system was designed in such a manner, we could have avoided that whole worldwide "recession" *cough*depression*cough* debacle.

I've got Obama on skype....I'll holla at him and see what he has to say on the whole situation.

Regardless, I'll mail you the aforementioned item and 1 dollar, and you can send me my taco via priority.:crazy:

EDIT: By the way, kudos on the hidden little weiner joke. (hifive)

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[Marburg]

Oh poo. I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. I don't have the power to sell you a taco. I was just saying that if you took your pump & a dollar to a place that sells tacos, you could procure yourself one from them for a dollar. We here at Dis Co. don't actually have direct control over that specific industry. We communicate to the little people who communicate to the people who run the Shadow Governments & they communicate our decrees down the line to the smaller little people such as the military industrial complex, presidents, CEO's & whatnot, so please understand, there is no direct connection between us mods & the making, selling or sending of tacos.









PS: you're welcome. I was wondering if that bit of snark got through:crazy:

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[Petitioner]

Marburg, the first thing I have ever found on the forums that offended me (aside from a certain person that said another community member ought to be euthanized) was in your sig, in which Tom is chopping off Jerry's head. Watching Tom and Jerry is one of the few happy memories from my young childhood, and I just thought that I would mention it.

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[Miaou]

Get over it Kaiwren.

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[Marburg]

I liked Tom & Jerry too as a kid, but as I grew older, I started to realize that both of them were simply employees of MGM. Employees, I might add, that were sorely overworked & underpaid.

I honestly don't know what ever happened to Jerry, (I'm hoping that VH1 may air a special about him one day) but I know for a fact that Tom couldn't handle the pressure & eventually died of a drug overdose in the early 70's; face down in his own vomit.

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[Petitioner]

I liked Tom & Jerry too as a kid, but as I grew older, I started to realize that both of them were simply employees of MGM. Employees, I might add, that were sorely overworked & underpaid.

I honestly don't know what ever happened to Jerry, (I'm hoping that VH1 may air a special about him one day) but I know for a fact that Tom couldn't handle the pressure & eventually died of a drug overdose in the early 70's; face down in his own vomit.

I see where being serious gets me.

Experiment failed.


HEY MARBURG, MOD CONSPIRACY OLOL IM KARLOTTA [color=#FF6600]::ahem:: THE POLICE

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[Petitioner]

Is that the sort of post mods prefer?

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[Petitioner]

I apologize, that was most terribly uncalled for.

My point's clearly invalid, as my means of expressing it was immature.
Please disregard previous posts.

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