See you in Hell!

[RAL]

Level 9 - Cocytus
This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

[Marburg]

Seems like we can start a community down in Dis, with a lot of people heading there

This may be funnier in my head, but how can a bunch of heretics who are only considered heretics by non-heretics, band together in a spot that mostly only the non-heretical think that heretics would gather in the first place? I mean, If Heretics actually thought they were to mill together in a heretical area someday, how heretical could they really be in comparison?:lol:

Y'all go to Dis & I'll go to Disneyworld:cool:

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[Death.RunningVerminator]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Burg, I have to say, I rofled when i read your scores. "Treacherous = very high" "violent = very high" :lol:

[Marburg]

Burg, I have to say, I rofled when i read your scores. "Treacherous = very high" "violent = very high" :lol:

yeah, it made me giggle a fair bit too. I saw at my results & said "Well, I'll be damned...Look at that!":lol:

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[Death.RunningVerminator]

yeah, it made me giggle a fair bit too. I saw at my results & said "Well, I'll be damned...Look at that!":lol:

Hah. What really made me lol was "Treacherous"

xDDDDD

I'm thinking to myself yeeaa that's probably right..:P

[Marburg]

Crap! I'm busted.:(Don't tell anyone else this, but in reality, I'm a very attractive, 20 y.o. double-jointed lipstick lesbian nymphomaniac who can & has bounced a quarter off my own ass just in the past week during a pillowfight drinking game orgy. Shhhhh!! I'll just deny it if you spread that around...so don't:nono:

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[Sirius]

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[Ayatolah]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repending Believers | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers | Moderate
Level 2 Lustful | Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous | Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious | Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy | Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics | Extreme
Level 7 Violent | Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous | Low


...Really... who created this test? Joshue Yrion?

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[Dab]

Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle.

Homer? Virgil? Socrates? Aristotle? Screw god, I wanna hang out with those guys.

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[ProwlerPC]

I put my nerd cap on because as I mentioned in my post, the arrangement (and I'll add now the lack of completeness) of that list of Nine Hells bugged me.

Avernis, Dis, Minauros, Plegethos, Stygia, Malbolge, Maladomini, Cania, Nessus

in that order :rtfm:



:wacko:

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