Bad poetry corner

[Tachyon]

But slai that was beautiful Q_Q

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[Corsair]

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

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[Veygaar]

Roses are Red

My name is Dave

This rhyme makes no sense...

...Microwave

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Veygaar for Admin Moderator 2013!!!

[Silver]

[font=Century Gothic]Steve and Nancy.
Sitting in a tree.
K I L L I N G.
First comes love.
Then comes marriage.
Then comes murdering with a ****ton of damage.
Mine spikes and shotguns.
Wetting people's pants,
Doing the kill and murder dance!

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[SMI-Great.Fox]

Ode...

Of Disco...

Nuke mines are flying
Pilots are dying
Others are Q_Qing
Gallia is lying too!

Corsairs are killing
EFL oil is spilling
Sirius has gone to hell,
and how are you?

But we're all super!
Thanks for asking!
All things considered we couldn't be better
with 4.86 we must say!!

We're feeling super!
With all the bugs bugging us!
Everything is super
when you play!!!

Don't you think I look cute in this RAT?

We're so sorry
Mr. Server.
But we just can't feel to bad for you right now!

But we're all feeling so insanely super
that even the fact you got DDOS'd can't bring us down!

*intro crowd of toony versions of Disco ships*

We're all super!
Thanks for asking!
All things considered we couldn't be better
with 4.86 we must say!!

We're super!
The bugs don't bug us!
Everything is super
when you..

Don't you think I look cute in this RAT?
These little lane traps
This matching lights I got at Cody's!

WE'RE SUPER!
In the mine fields and the gank fests as well~
2milordai!
Big Boss Cannon says do as can tell!~
Cryocubes!
Yes we're super and proud that we play!~
F1!!
Everything is super when you..
Plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!~

WHEN YOU PLAY!

//lack of sleep makes me demented:yahoo:

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-"If we do not learn at least one thing a day....Our minds turn to stupor"- Kyle Sparrgrove -2005

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[Username removed]

I **** radioactive waste, doctor said it will deteriorate, tomorrow I will capitulate but today I will obliterate, I know I sound like a Ryuskyy but I'm actually a Husky...is it good ?

[DarthBindo]

My grammar is quite proper, good sirs, for I address this to whom
it may concern; that's most of you, mind, who do desperately need to learn
some proper language skills for, oh my, your's are quite atrocious, they really
make me feel quite ferocious.
Punctuation is the thing, my chap, when speaking
to a crowd of one, or two, or three;
Pray, remember to never do forget to capitalize Jack's name when helping him off a horse.
Proper spacing is what's right (oh quite); watch and you shall see,
and just wait until you know what I will do
when you forget an apostrophe.
I've no time for cryptography
on your terrible glyptography; so please make sure to use a comma,
or I shall come and find you and wait outside your house until you are terribly alone........
Or rather send you flowers?
I mean, in apology for the sudden head trauma,
that I'm sure you shall be find with, not that I know anything of it mind, officer, please, I was here all night, and honestly, THE COMMAS, officer!
HE FORGOT A COMMA!
You'll never take me alive copper!
............
Oh god i forgot a comma please forgive me i cant live with myself the grammar it s so terri8ble oh god oh god help me escape this pain freeze right there! hands in the air!
NEVER! I'VE GOT A GUN!He's got a gun! Take him down!
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I do hope you've learned a thing or two, perhaps picked up a minor clue,
about the need for compound morphology, I must deliver this apology, for the unexpected lesson in
psychology.
The moral of this story, does my reader ask, for this taking to of task?
Namely, learn to use proper grammar or end up the worse end of a suicide-murder,
perhaps buried in concrete beneath a steel girder.
Also, you cannot pirate a bear (true story, I tried it once, ended with a foul-smelling obscenity
oozing out of printer, of which I could not discern the identity).

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gone four years, first day back: Zoners still getting shot in Theta :|

[enfermo]

Haiku:

You look good to me
Humans are okay to eat
Don't judge me dinner

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An unfounded opinion of another is a reflection upon oneself. -Me (awesomeness)

[Bisquit]

We can help if we want to
We can leave the lolwuts behind
'cause the lolwuts don't lol
And if they don't lol
Well they're, no lolwuts of mine.

I said, we can lol where we want to,
A place that they will never find
And we can act like we come from OHmicron Gamma and leave the real one far behind.

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[Biscuit]

I'll see you in court.