I have escaped from you, NOBODY STANDS AGAINST THE GLORIOUS TECHNOLOGY OF THE GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND.
This is not over, you may have attempted to convert me to capitalism BUT IT DIDN'T WORK! HAHA! CHU WO HI NYANI MAO WA!
The motherland is watching you, and so am I.
COMM ID:Fleet Admiral David Hale TARGET ID:Mei Xiu - SCRA SUBJECT:What? ENCRYPTION:KJFGLIGUF PRIORITY:Low
Evening miss.
You have to be one of the oddest people I've ever met. That really says a lot. I've met some very strange individuals... You don't seem like the standard hard-line type the SCRA sends to Liberty, so I can't help but wonder what in the name of sanity you were doing on your lonesome floating around New York, trying to work out what money is...
I'm also wondering why your ship seemed to decide not to work, and I'm really confused by the bit where you shot at someone who made a (rather poor) effort at killing me. Now, I don't expect you'll answer any of these questions in a way that's going to make even the slightest iota of sense, but hell... No harm in asking.
You seem to be entitled to insulting the glorious motherland, AGAIN. I already told you to stop doing that. Whatever, malignant ugly spawn of the devil.
My ship did not stop working, it's called... a tactical maneuver of the people against sociopath capitalists. YES, you are a sociopath David Hale with no respect for the glorious state and EVEN that is nothing compared to your horrible and sinister crimes. You think we don't know ?????
Uploading archive of David Hale...
American football is a SIN, an HORRIBLE creation of your system, and -YOU- are part of it, with all your friends of the corrupt Liberty Navy.
COMM ID:Fleet Admiral David Hale TARGET ID:Mei Xiu - SCRA SUBJECT:What? ENCRYPTION:KJFGLIGUF PRIORITY:Low
Evening miss.
"A tactical maneuver of the people against sociopath capitalists."
I see.
I think the picture you have gathered there is not an image of someone with my name playing American Football, but rather a Bretonian man who shares the same name as myself playing an antiquated sport known as "Aussie Rules Football". I understand those of Australian and New Zealand old earth heritage attempt to keep the sport alive in Bretonia.
That is definitely not a picture of myself.
Listen, Miss Xiu... I think it may well be worth educating yourself a little on what Liberty actually is, and finding a little out about the current influential people here. The information you find might be rather surprising.
For example, we elect our leaders. Every citizen in Liberty has a single vote, all of which are considered equal and are anonymous. So once every four years we go and vote for who we want to run the country. That means that if there was a majority in Liberty who wanted a socialist leader, then we would end up with a socialist leader.
Most of our leaders attempt to balance the will of the people, to create a moderate society. If I'm honest, that does lean in favor of a capitalist society... But that is because that's what the majority of people choose.
Now, I tend to keep my own political leaning pretty close to my chest. That's a business between myself and the piece of paper on which I cast my vote.
You better stop lying to me. Your little game doesn't work, I am not blind, I see what you are doing.
I know what Liberty is, AND DON'T TELL ME I DON'T. (polite comrade warning)
The ball controls you David Hale, and you roll on the floor like kicked in the nuts by your President like a BOX OF PRINGLES. (ps: I do not consume capitalist products, therefore the mention of Pringles is to be considered an elaborated metaphor and does not imply I actually did consume any Libertonian Pringles.)
It's very sad because if you were a true comrade and realised your system is flawed, made of stupid capitalist pirates fighting stupid capitalist corporate lapdogs, you could fight for a cause that actually mean something. Plus you would be able to participate in creating the next generation of children of the glorious motherland, isn't that fantastic?
Meanwhile, I shall continue to purge your horrible state of all these vicious dogs, especially the Interspace Commerce. They haul billions of boxes of Pringles per transports, IT'S UNACCEPTABLE.
PRIME CAPITALIST DAVID HALE, (fourth time, very unhappy meaning)
I am not amused. I was peacefully spreading the word of the great motherland and you decided to BLOW ME UP FOR NO REASON. It would also appear my emergency motherland device is not working properly and I cannot reach the glorious state. It also sounds like I am not in space but inside some weird place because I'm hearing some EXTREMELY NOISY (proof of very bad design, inferior to the great motherland ships of the people!!!!!!) ENGINES SOMEWHERE BEHIND ME. I do hope it doesn't mean you actually dared to capture me.
COMM ID:Fleet Admiral David Hale TARGET ID:Mei Xiu SUBJECT:Sigh ENCRYPTION:ITSNOTFUNNYANYMORE PRIORITY:Low
Miss Xiu
If when you say "peacefully spreading the word of the great motherland" you mean screaming that the President is the reincarnation of the devil Friedman and that he should be hung from the towers of the citadel of Manhattan by his balls... Then attempting to blow up Newark station (the icon of pure capitalistic evil, or so you told everyone) by ramming it... Then I guess we have a different definition of peaceful.
However I'll let that slide for now.
You are currently in an escape pod in the cargohold of my guardian. We are currently flying to the battleship Missouri, where you will be held for questioning.
I apologise for the noise, but the shockwave from your ship ricocheting off the exterior of deck forty-seven of Newark station and directly into my engine pod, somehow detonating some of the nuclear mine ammo you had stored on board your vessel and throwing you into your escape pod, nearly took out my primary cruise engine.
As it stands I'm stuck at half speed and in a slightly bad mood. Not to rant or anything.
COMM ID:Fleet Admiral David Hale TARGET ID:Mei Xiu SUBJECT:Sigh ENCRYPTION:WHYTODAY PRIORITY:Low
I strongly suggest you don't make an effort at resisting when we arrive. It would be something of a hopeless fight for you really.
The medical staff on board will treat you for whatever injuries you may have sustained. Although I'm not sure they can do much for injuries to pride.
Can I make a suggestion that you calm down and stop shouting, please. It is generally not the best method of making yourself understood when interacting with other people. and frankly, it is not doing wonders for the ringing in my ears from when your ship blew up.
Frankly, after that explosion, I'm surprised you're alive, let alone conscious and capable of yelling quite so impressively loudly.
We will be arriving in a few minutes. When we do arrive, keep your hands where they can be seen and exit your escape pod calmly and slowly.