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[Hone]

*Approaching Announcement*
*Encryption level: EXCELLENT!*
*Checkin it out....................................
*Duuuuuuudes! it's H-Dawg! The Radical Rogue!*




Hey dudes, I got some Bogus news; I was just cruising Alberta, when I come across some old mining friends of mine. Of course they call out their escort to take the Dawg down, so I take out 3 of them! But then Ulysses, this Lane Hacker Bomber, one of our so-called "allies" turns up, and attacks me to potect the miners! And this "Amatsumagatsuchi" Pirate, in a gallic Eclipse, pirates me! A Rogue, in our own turf! What's the deal man, you guys aint down with that are you?

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User was banned for: Griefing others
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[The Lane Hackers]

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Bonsoir Monsieur LePew,

Or is it LePewPew? I must say we are not entirely familiar with the Gallic traditions concerning the family heritage. And we are certainly not familiar with you and your crew. For obvious reasons there is not much about you on the Neural Net. While Ms Silver's guarantees mean a lot, we need to know more about you and your crew. Therefore, you are accepted for an undefined trial period during which we will assess you.

Bonne chasse,
Mission Commission

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[The Lane Hackers]

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Dear Mr Dwag,

The individual you have spoken off was loosely affiliated with our organisation and thus we are not responsible for his actions. Additionally, I have been told that he has been punished already. Therefore, we can only wish you quick recovery.

Kind regards,
Diplomatic Relations Bureau

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The Lane Hackers

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[LePew]

Lean Hoppers.

Mon nom is Pierre LePew. I would ask you to fix your errors in that regard.

Remember, LePew. not Lew Pew or whatever you wrote down.

Also, my family means nothing, but my name is all I got. I'm contracted to the Reavers from Gallia, that's all there is to it.

Capt'n "Bastard" out.

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[Hone]

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*Approaching Announcement*
*Encryption level: EXCELLENT!*
*Checkin it out....................................
*Duuuuuuudes! it's H-Dawg! The Radical Rogue!*




Hey man, Bodacious news to hear you aint down with that. I used to be a Hacker myself man! But maybe you guys could you know, send a message saying this aint cool, to all your other lil peeps? Might stop this bummer from happening again, yknow man?

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User was banned for: Griefing others
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[Pancakes]

ID- HANS WEISSMAN, DESTRUCTOR OF WORLDS CHEWER OF GUMS
Ship ID - Sexy.Pancakes
Ship type - Eagle



.:Message Begins:.

Good day, whomever will be on the receiving end of this transmission.

I am Hans Weissman, a head hunter. So, I heard you offer bounties on heads of members of several law-bidding organisations I would love to hunt down for you. Actually all of the law-bidding organisations you want down I am keen on helping you with.

Anyway I have no idea if you know who I am, but I am sure both the Mollies and the Samarran Raiders can vouch for my... willingness, to help, yes, when it comes to taking down law-bidders.

That would be all.

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[The Lane Hackers]

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Dear Herr Weissman,

Our operatives have already met you, as yesterday you were involved in operation against Navy forces in Magellan. We have no doubts about your feelings about Liberty. The only question is whether your attitude is based on personal traumatic experiences from the past or fueled by credits coming from das Büro in the present. Either way, you're accepted for a trial period. You have three weeks to score two kills for our board. If you achieve this, you will become our permanent contractor.

Good hunting,
Mission Commission

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[Pancakes]

ID- HANS WEISSMAN, DESTRUCTOR OF WORLDS CHEWER OF GUMS
Ship ID - Sexy.Pancakes
Ship type - Manta



.:Message Begins:.

Professors *nods*

I have finished repairing my old ship - Bounty Hunter Very Heavy Fighter ship, more known as Manta, and I would like to confirm this will be no issue with me using it to hunt for you. Make no mistake and think me as Bounty Hunter-lover, I will gladly hunt them down when I see any on my scanners, I simply grew to like my old ship.

I hope this... Request... will cause no harm to our dealings with one anther.

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[Valhalla Sr.]

ID - Jacob Forges
Ship ID - The.Scorpion
RE: Request

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Dear Hackers, I hereby contact you on behalf of our humble organization. We'll keep it simple. We're named The Bro Mercs. We want to hunt for you. Your enemies are our enemies. We got a long history with the Sirius Outlaws. I'll add the paperwork in the attachments.

These are our names:

• The.Scorpion
  
• The.Snake
  
• The.Phoenix
  
• The.Red.Dawn
  
• The.Boss
  
• The.Doombringer
  

We thank you for your patience.

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[The Lane Hackers]

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Dear Herr Weissman,

Your request is a bit unusual, but much less than it would have been a month ago. We live in the age of technology theft and we have already seen groups of mercenaries in Liberty using stolen Bottlenoses against bounty hunters and the Navy alike. What piece of junk you fly is a matter of your personal taste. Please bear in mind that due to the specific heat signature of your ship some loosely affiliated Hackers, as well as some of our allies, might identify you as a bounty hunter mercenary. It will be your responsibility to diplomatically resolve any misunderstandings. If you ever decide to dump your old scrap heap for a ship of superior craftsmanship and finesse, we will be happy to give you access to our Bayonet.

Good hunting,
Mission Commission

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