< Secure channel broadcast initiated >
< Recipients: Flood, This wicked corner of forums >
< Comm ID: Red Hessian Army >
Effective immediately, Red Hessian Army Oberkommando is proudly opening up the latest conference room in Omega-54 to our enemies. As the latest occurrences within the system, our enemies have shown a significant interest in gathering around the table in shape of a Core 2 base in Omega-54, casually discussing new strategies and tactics in having their particular rear sections handed to them in silver platings by some of the finest pilots of the Volksrevolution.
As per our reports, heat of their argument often goes so high they can't help but to try and shoot down the table itself, and members of the Oberkommando certainly appreciate such affection and dedication demonstrated by various pilots and warship captains of multiple affiliation, including but not limited to Rheinland Military, Rheinland Federal Police, Reapers of Sirius, and even our friendly neighborhood cannibals Corsairs. For such, our bookkeepers have been tasked with recording and documenting name of every participant of these glorious meetings where Hessians have undoubtedly succeeded in bringing multiple long-time enemies together in a peaceful circle and encourage them to spam more dual-missiles while at it.
To be carved in the stone of history, Red Hessian Army Oberkommando is releasing excerpts of the list of participants of these fruitful meetings:
Excuse me, but Mlotto was on your (Hessian) side, gentleman. But nevermind, he exploded anyway
[11:20:20] aerelm: its not fl dev work if you dont have to power through the whole thing on your own
[11:20:32] aerelm: help is for pussy devs like in dota