*** A sharp crackling noise is heard, disconcealing outdated and salvaged equipment. Clearly, there is no form of encryption on this open broadcast ***
Hahahahahahahahahah wheeee-oh-whee that was fun! I killed 'em! I killed 'em both!
And all they had to do was pay me ten mills each. But they didn't, so I popped 'em!
*** Screams and clanking are heard from the cockpit ***
I heard everyone's out to kill these guys, but I got to 'em first! Don't you just love me now?
Send all gratitude, hookers, cardi, and most importantly credits to this account: uninstall_baddie!
You girls have a good day.
*** an explosion and more screams are heard in the distance ***
*** Loud sounds of glass bottles smashing and a bar fight can be heard in the background ***
Oooh what's this? Yes, luck seems to have already placed me in the Rochester bar. I started a fight. Oops. Yeah but I'm here already. Just murked some chump for a few thousand tons of copper ore by Manhattan and gave it to Bobby. See you soon.
*** A barstool whirls through the air and smashes the comm device***
Count yourself regarded in the highest esteem by the Liberty Rogues.
Continue this brilliant work against halfwitted morons. They disgrace the relationship
between the Outcasts and the Liberty Rogues and you my brother have become
a hero to us all.