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[Jayce]

Incoming transmission. Source: The Stig.

"..."

Transmission terminated.

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[Jansen]

Flood is fun. Swimming is healthy. The roleplay part of these forums requires roleplay.
-Jansen

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[sindroms]

And sometimes roleplay requires humor. Good work, Jansen. Really. Good work.

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[Toaster]

What humor?

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Olivia Sable

[Luke.]

I like what he did there but I see no humour.

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[Toaster]

What did he do? Seriously, am I missing out on something?

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Olivia Sable

[sindroms]

Well, I suppose ''silliness'' was the word, but whatever.

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[Cælumaresh]

Incoming transmission. Source: The Stig.

"..."

Transmission terminated.

'...' to you too.

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This Galaxy is vast; its wonders and beauty are almost unfathomable. But the galaxy also hides dark secrets, some of which have lain dormant since the beginning of time itself. There is a danger in secrets, both in seeking and in knowing. Some things are meant to be hidden from view. Some mysteries defy understanding, and sometimes even the things we think we know are untrue. Some secrets should remain untouched.

Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum

[Crackpunch]

IT'S LIKE HE CAN'T TALK DUE TO ALL THE ... IN HIS MOUTH!

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[Thunderer]

- Incoming Transmission -

-= No Encryption =-

Priority: High
To: The Stig
From: C.H.A.I.R.
Location: [Not Specified]
Subject: Reply

As it sees The Stig in its racer suit, C.H.A.I.R. looks at its stored data about the best care for racers. Those beings torment themselves daily in those uncomfortable seats, moving at great speeds, suddenly turning, unexpectedly stopping. Their gluteuses aren't happy at all about that. Would you be happy if you carried half of somebody's body weight, squashed into a hard, bumpy seat, in a car moving on a bumpy road, making that weight fluctuate from quantities which give you relief, to quantities making you wish one most of everything. Well, under the condition you wouldn't mind being a gluteus at first...
Eager to provide the immensely desired relief to its possible customer, C.H.A.I.R. answers:

- Would you like to sit on me, sir? I would be vastly grateful!

The camera turns off. C.H.A.I.R. doesn't fire any lasers before that. It is meant to please. You wouldn't like to run away from lasers with your rear hurting so much, would you?

- Message Over -

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