Do'ya Think you're Twisted?: A challenge from the truly twisted...

[Marburg]

I've found in my evildoings that remaining calm in the face of rushing adrenaline works wonders when it comes time for cleanup. I remember this one time when I was just starting out, my victim kept screaming & I started to freak out that my neighbors would hear...So I can totally relate to picking up the wrong hammer. In my case it was a ball peen hammer & I kept hitting the wrong spot, doing little more than making the situation worse, so I stopped, took a deep breath & grabbed a roll of duct tape to nip the issue in the bud. To further complicate things, I caught a glimpse of the fear in the eye & almost lost my nerve, but with determination and a 'can do' attitude, I was able to get through those early issues & once I hit my stride, I was able to begin finding my style.

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[NOVA-5]

Morbid, we must have tea one day, i'd like to finder your entrails.

[Lythrilux]

I don't even understand what this thread is.
Let's make it edgy.

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[NOVA-5]

I don't even understand what this thread is.
Let's make it edgy.

Look<< Here's a victim now, i'll get the lights, you get the duct tape & we'll play murder in the dark!

[Lythrilux]

Nah, I don't like games. They're too mainstream.

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[AeternusDoleo]

You have murdered tonight. You need to dispose of the body before work in the morning. What do you do now?

Have breakfast. Kills two birds with one stone. Also, back on topic?

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Wide awake in a world that sleeps, enduring thoughts, enduring scenes. The knowledge of what is yet to come.
From a time when all seems lost, from a dead man to a world, without restraint, unafraid and free.

Mostly retired Discovery member. May still visit from time to time.

[Lythrilux]

I ate cereal once.

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[NOVA-5]

It can't be done, you'd be totally full after only eating half of Lythrilux's arm,
& too much red meat in the morning will play havoc with your stomach by 10!
He'd have to keep till i come home from work. Anyway, i've a Civi gunboat that
needs repping up first though, i'll knapper him and leave him hanging up till
suppertime.

[Lythrilux]

Are you calling me fat m8

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[Lord Caedus]

Lyth is a skinny white kid, too many people would look too hard for him thus, he's a no kill.

On the subject of body disposal? That depends on how long term I need to hide it. If I just need to hide the body until the weekend, I have a freezer that can hold two fully grown deer, after that I can go dump the body in one of the many fields in the region, preferably one that hasn't been planted yet but has already been tilled.

If I have to ditch the body quickly I, before I kill him, force him to consume a large amount of alcohol, I'm talking near fatal amounts here, toss him in the back of my truck while covering him with a tarp and drive to the railroad tracks somewhere near a local bar, Leave him on the tracks and a train should hit him pretty soon, cops will more then likely assume he tried to walk across the tracks drunk and passed out. Once I drive away, taking a different route back, I stop and burn the tarp from earlier on the way, then proceed home.

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