[10:07:48 PM] Adam Hill (Commissar Mikhailov): Death by banana.
[10:07:54 PM | Edited 10:07:54 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I just had to check to make sure this wasn't the serious chat for a second
[10:07:58 PM] Adam Hill (Commissar Mikhailov): Almost as interesting as death by vending machine.
[6:19:51 AM] Jake (Thexare): hey, I skipped a short joke just now
[6:21:43 AM] Emprah Sabru, Master of Discordian threats: i guess you weren't looking low enough?
[6:21:51 AM] Jake (Thexare): No, no
[6:21:56 AM] Jake (Thexare): I said I skipped it, not that I missed it.
[6:22:08 AM] Saronsen: well it's not hard to skip over it
[6:22:11 AM] Saronsen: it's below you anyway
[6:22:42 AM] New_World_User: Lets cut these puns short so that we don't piss off Kaz
[6:23:01 AM] Jake (Thexare): he might get a little agitated, yes.
[6:23:17 AM] Saronsen: like a canadian leprechaun on a moose angry?
[6:23:24 AM] New_World_User: A tiny bit, perhaps
[6:23:40 AM] Jake (Thexare): but I should be going to bed shortly anyway
[6:23:52 AM] Saronsen: yeah i might need a small nap myself
[3:13:03 AM] Saronsen: OH I GET IT
[3:13:05 AM] Saronsen: IT WAS A JOKE
[3:13:06 AM] Saronsen: <bleep>
[3:13:11 AM] Jake (Thexare): OH I GET JOKES
[3:15:31 AM] Saronsen: no i didnt realize it was a joke
[3:15:39 AM] Saronsen: i thought he was just tired and failing to type
[3:15:52 AM] Jake (Thexare): always a possibility with Troy
Quote:[09.01.2014 20:12:07] [KNF]'Kuromaguro': Oh, there's somebody.
[09.01.2014 20:12:08] Ame-chan: Wait WHO are yoooooou?
[09.01.2014 20:12:15] David.Leroy: David: Good day, commanders.
[09.01.2014 20:12:36] [KNF]'Kuromaguro': Be honest. Did it scare the crap out of you when you undocked and saw all of us?
Quote:[09.01.2014 20:14:30] David.Leroy: Who is AmeAme !?
[09.01.2014 20:14:38] Ame-chan: AmeAme is best captian!
[09.01.2014 20:14:40] David.Leroy: *smile*
[09.01.2014 20:14:42] Ame-chan: And GREATEST GODDESS!
[09.01.2014 20:14:45] Ame-chan: *stands proudly*
[09.01.2014 20:14:46] David.Leroy: I see...
[09.01.2014 20:14:48] Ame-chan: *is very small*
Quote:[10.01.2014 19:41:50] [KNF]-Sk.ShinTakeru: //im still on my way to hokk you fight im soon there
[10.01.2014 19:42:10] [KNF]-Sk.ShinTakeru: //you can laugh at me -_- i forgot bots/bats
[10.01.2014 19:42:20] [KNF]Shingen: // hohohoho
Quote:[11.01.2014 13:27:34] CONSOLE: Warning! Cylon invasion in se-... oh wait, wrong server.
[11.01.2014 13:27:47] David.Leroy: // *smile *
[11.01.2014 13:29:42] CONSOLE: Warning! Nomad invasion in sector F6. Jellies eating away our precious player slots. Mayday, mayday. Server going down in T-300 seconds.
[11.01.2014 13:30:14] CONSOLE: Did I get it right this time?
[11.01.2014 13:30:22] David.Leroy: // Yeap !
[11:16:50 PM] Emprah Sabru, Master of Discordian threats: not to mention Sar's professing of man love for Garrett,
[11:16:54 PM] Saronsen: dude
[11:16:57 PM] Saronsen: if this was the sims
[11:17:00 PM] Saronsen: he's got me up to like
[11:17:03 PM] Saronsen: a +40 already
[11:17:11 PM] Saronsen: it's a bit of a mancrush
[11:17:16 PM] Emprah Sabru, Master of Discordian threats: (rofl)
[11:17:23 PM] New_World_User: I bet Sven's a tad jealous in the corner over there
[11:17:28 PM] Emprah Sabru, Master of Discordian threats: ^
[11:17:38 PM] Saronsen: ladies, please. there's enough of me to go around
[4:16:46 PM] Emprah Sabru, Master of Discordian threats: "Thank you for summoning the NSA. You are number 213 in the queue. A worker will be assigned to spy on you when one is available. your summoning is important to us. please hold"
[4:17:12 PM] Jake (Thexare): *cheery music begins*
[4:17:22 PM] Jake (Thexare): "and we know where to find you if you hang up."
[4:17:25 PM] Jake (Thexare): *cheery music resumes
The [C] chat in all of its glory.
[14/01/2014 21:34:27] Thyr'zul - [C]: I'll seriously make a Maquis
[14/01/2014 21:34:29] Thyr'zul - [C]: basilisk
[14/01/2014 21:34:50] Thyr'zul - [C]: gonna name it Diisopropylamine
[14/01/2014 21:35:12] Lanakov the Spy (Q): Your train of thought here lights up my curiosity
[14/01/2014 21:35:13] Thyr'zul - [C]: fly up to corp transports
[14/01/2014 21:35:42] Thyr'zul - [C]: say "Hey, I'll give you a proton now. Just stay positive."
[14/01/2014 21:35:43] Thyr'zul - [C]: and then snac the shit out of them
[14/01/2014 21:35:44] Lanakov the Spy (Q): Oh, I see.
[14/01/2014 21:35:55] Thyr'zul - [C]: under the disguise of "chemical reaction"
Edit: 5 seconds later, this came up:
[14/01/2014 21:42:39] Thyr'zul - [C]: lol
[14/01/2014 21:42:57] Thyr'zul - [C]: how about
[14/01/2014 21:43:03] Thyr'zul - [C]: we turn metheorologists?
[14/01/2014 21:43:07] Thyr'zul - [C]: like
[14/01/2014 21:43:30] Thyr'zul - [C]: "The weather today is as crystal clear as this little gram in my pocket."
[11:20:19 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): we have a POB now
[11:23:06 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): and since Kansas is now legally owned by Natio Octavarium and not Liberty
[11:23:07 AM] Bob (Garrett_Jax): can we make it Core 4 and set it hostile to the other one
[11:23:11 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): we can do whatever the **** we want
[9:14:32 PM] Emprah Sabru, Master of Discordian threats: VR totally needs a bison brigade.
[9:14:40 PM] Trollonsen: i said this when i first joined
[9:14:45 PM] Trollonsen: BEAR CAVALRY
[9:14:47 PM] Trollonsen: ALL GRIZZLIES
[9:14:58 PM] Trollonsen: Bison Brigade
[9:14:58 PM] Trollonsen: Bear Cavalry
[9:15:12 PM] Trollonsen: it's all good