(07-06-2014, 09:33 AM)Trogdor Wrote: Buy a bunch of golden chocolate coins and hide them, then go looking for them the next day.
Hide some in people's pants, then attempt to steal them back while they're wearing them. Once you're a master pickpocket irl, steal real money until you have enough to buy the Skyrim DLCs, if you don't have them already.
Walk into a store and put a shopping basket over the cashier's head when you go to check out. You may need multiple baskets, depending on the number of employees.
Randomly spout quotes from the most annoying npcs, i.e. Nazeem, Heimskr.
And whenever you do have access to a computer, dive into uesp.net and just start typing in things you want to know more about. Those pages will reference more things you don't know about, look up those too. Repeat.
I can see him preaching about Talos XDDD, that and the annoying girl who spouts with no stop about helping is mother with the fruits in the market
(07-06-2014, 09:33 AM)Trogdor Wrote: Buy a bunch of golden chocolate coins and hide them, then go looking for them the next day.
Hide some in people's pants, then attempt to steal them back while they're wearing them. Once you're a master pickpocket irl, steal real money until you have enough to buy the Skyrim DLCs, if you don't have them already.
Walk into a store and put a shopping basket over the cashier's head when you go to check out. You may need multiple baskets, depending on the number of employees.
Randomly spout quotes from the most annoying npcs, i.e. Nazeem, Heimskr.
And whenever you do have access to a computer, dive into uesp.net and just start typing in things you want to know more about. Those pages will reference more things you don't know about, look up those too. Repeat.
I bought Legendary Edition, so all DLC's included.
And yes, I probably will make some Skyrim jokes this week, hopefully one other person there will also be a citizen of Skyrim, and understand them.
(07-06-2014, 10:22 AM)Ayatolah Wrote: I can see him preaching about Talos XDDD, that and the annoying girl who spouts with no stop about helping is mother with the fruits in the market
It's actually a religious thing that I'm going to, so I may or may not write a sermon on Talos this week.
If so, I will be sure to post it here, so that the mods can delete it, because Germany. I blame the Thalmor.
(07-06-2014, 10:22 AM)Ayatolah Wrote: I can see him preaching about Talos XDDD, that and the annoying girl who spouts with no stop about helping is mother with the fruits in the market
When you have a ton of people making mods specifically for killing this npc in humorous ways, i.e. making the spot where he stands a trap with a lever nearby..
I got multiple 200 hour characters. Also, one of them is a "one life" meaning I'll delete it on the first death. Don't do it. q_q also can't change the difficulty from extreme. Seriously though, there is no cure.
Unless you collect enough ninroots and head to Cyrodil. I hear there's someone who can cure your vampirism addiction there.