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Vigilia.Procuratio · (This post was last modified: 08-20-2015, 01:45 AM by Vigilia.Procuratio.)

Okay, so you've a choice you never thought you'd have to make...

The camper van is crammed full of tea, coffee, crumpets and donuts. It has a top speed of 80mph and regularly causes traffic jams. Sleeping on the job is permitted so long as it does not exceed 50% of a shift.

The Lotus comes with an outright ban on all food and drink even going near it, because the leather seats are worth more than the camper van and its complement of refreshments put together. Included is an automated slicer which protrudes from the steering wheel in the event that it comes into contact with sticky fingers. Its top speed is not known at this time because it regularly gets stuck in the tailbacks caused the camper.

So then, the big question is... WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

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Venkman · (This post was last modified: 08-19-2015, 04:10 PM by Venkman.)

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Traxit · (This post was last modified: 08-19-2015, 04:39 PM by Traxit.)

Camper, no true LPI can survive without Donuts at his disposal 24/7. That's just crazy.

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FynnMcScrap · 08-19-2015, 05:10 PM,

(08-19-2015, 04:18 PM)Traxit Wrote: Camper, no true LPI can survive without Donuts at his disposal 24/7. That's just crazy.

No question : the camper mobile. But I would repaint it ;-)

Neonzumi · (This post was last modified: 08-19-2015, 05:16 PM by Neonzumi.)

(08-19-2015, 04:18 PM)Traxit Wrote: Camper, no true LPI can survive without Donuts at his disposal 24/7. That's just crazy.

[HF]-Jax.Rogers soon™. (nerd)
I'm no true LPI. (((

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Vigilia.Procuratio · 08-19-2015, 05:20 PM,

(08-19-2015, 05:15 PM)SwagBunny Wrote: Mitsubishi Lancer Evo. VIII all the way.

Fine, fine. Same logic applies to this...

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Apollon · 08-19-2015, 05:28 PM,

Motorcycles ftw

Cælumaresh · (This post was last modified: 08-20-2015, 01:28 AM by Cælumaresh.)

My RFP Police Car will run over both.. made from the heaviest Reichsteel, and has bulletproof windows..

Can reach up to 230Mph in 3 seconds!

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~~Prowler_Renamed~~ · 08-20-2015, 01:33 AM,

HONK HONK MOTHER TRUCKERS

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Vigilia.Procuratio · (This post was last modified: 08-20-2015, 01:48 AM by Vigilia.Procuratio.)

(08-20-2015, 01:27 AM)Caelumaresh Wrote: My RFP Police Car will run over both.. made from the heaviest Reichsteel, and has bulletproof windows..

Can reach up to 230Mph in 3 seconds!

Are donuts allowed in it?

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Lotus	33.33%	2	33.33%
Total		6 vote(s)	100%