From: The Office of the Premier
To: The Muppet Contacting Sirius
Priority: MEDIUM
[Message Begins]
"Your Message has been received and our top experts from Volgograd University and the Katz Institute has carefully dissected and analyzed this message in the hopes that it contained the answers to life and it's meaning.
Our experts after careful consideration and vigorous debate have finally opened their doors and delivered their verdict upon this message and it's meaning.
'He's Drunk and should go Home'.
We suggest you take their advice, afterall they are experts for a reason citizen. "
Stop trying to push your high school poetry slam into my inbox. Now I have to delete my spam folder's entries because it's taking up too much room. Goddammit.