Oi, you lot! Check out me loads of money! I've got pounds, wallops, shrooms of dosh! I've got enough that I've decided to give away this PREMIUM Bustard-class carrier to any bloke in our raffle! Make sure to sign up now, we're extending the deadline even further! Unless you're all too poor to afford this, in which case, you can't get this carrier and Capital Armor Upgrade VIII for so little! Rubbish, I say! And if you say otherwise, then you need to SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Sign up for the flipping raffle already and get this damn shippy out of my drydock ASAP!