Hey look, boss-man of those gas mining chaps, I don’t mean to alarm you, but we’re going to be picking up a metric large amount of H-Fuel. We’ll even swing by to pick it up ourselves. If you see a ragtag band of Serenities headed to that mining facility you got in Okinawa, you may or may not notice a slightly larger Serenity. After you rub your eyes, you will see that it is in fact the Mama Brick with some impressive party favors.
To cut to the chase, we want to host what amounts to a blindfolded driving party. Being as you don’t charge up any orifice that particularly hurts for your fuel, we’re going to come straight to you fellows to buy it. Of course, such a concentration of bricks in your backyard may be cause for concern, so consider the part where we drop you a line a courtesy call.
If for any reason you have occasion to wonder just who we are, we’re a bunch of independent commercial vessels gathered under a flag of convenience, so as to cut down on paperwork. So yeah, we’re not a bunch of pirates, terrorists, or by any means able to be classified under "assortment of various ne'er-do-wells".
Side note: If any part of this offends your Kusari sensibilities, chalk it up to culture clash. I want my guys to have a good time and you want to make sure that the skies around what you consider your patrimony are safe.
Cheers.
Wallace Binghamton
Chief Scrum Master
Thalassocracy of Honest Pilots
although your message is full of stupid self-entitlement and disrespect towards our service to you. But since I am not restricting anyone to buy the fuel there as long as the money safely is in our pockets, I don't care if you freelancing maniacs pick up some extra fuel from there as long as you stay out of the actual gas mining fields. I advise you to be less arrogant with your messages, mister, or another organization with a leader who is worse than me might pick it up as an insult.