I am Bassam Hussaini, Overseer of the Commune's diplomatic affairs division, or as more commonly referred to - The Silver Sun. It is a rare privilege for us to have a chance for constructive negotiation with one your people. Your insular community of Discordian illumination seekers is quite an enigma for my organization, to say the least. Though I studied the recordings forwarded to me by my Illuminated Brother, Jared Nomak; You and I both know that things said in the depths of space and things said from the comfort of one's quarters can be a vastly different thing. So please, if you don't mind; Explain to me the peculiarities of your organization, your interests, what you can offer to us and what we can offer to you - and how we can help each other in the long term.
I look forward to hearing from you, but until then, walk in the Light.
