To: The Rheinland authorities and news service

[Radio Freies Rheinland]

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Today the Rheinland Military underestimated our strength in the border worlds. Today they paid the price in shame as two of their high ranking officers helplessly tried to protect their prized ships from destruction. The cruiser Schwanstein under the command of traitorous admiral Malte ran back to Berlin with its tail under its legs as the combined forces of freedom and justice pounded away at its buckling hull!

Let this be a message to all those who think it wise to try and conquer us. The Free Miners of Omega-7 will not stand for injustice, and if the fascists in Rheinland yet again attempt to leave their sullen little sphere of safety, the repercussions will grow more and more severe until they finally realise how futile their attempts at control really are!

Omega-7 is a free system, and it will remain that way. Do not attempt to control it again.

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[Tomtomrawr]

PRIORITY: [color=#33CC00]High
ENCRYPTION: Medium
IDENTIFICATION: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin
SUBJECT: Your "claims"

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Miners, are you?

Now why would miners need to attack the Rheinwehr? Oh yes, that's right, the area you are trying to mine is already being mined by Kruger and Daumann. And you're attempting to fund the revolutionary forces operating to overthrow the Kanzler.

Ze Rheinwehr may have been temporarily pushed back, but ze Polizei patrol zat system as vell. And ve vill not leave forces attempting to disrupt ze supply lines between Bretonia und Rheinland to do zeir vork.

You cover your face herr, vy ist zat? If you believed you vere safe, you vould have no need to cover your face.

*Chuckles*

You are not safe. No vone in your little rag-tag band ist safe. Just remember zat, herr. Ze strike against you vill begin at 15:07 Neu Berlin time. Ze day zat it vill come ist your guess.

*Grins*

Enjoy ze fear herr. Ve are coming fuer you.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. &lt;3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.