Who's there?

[DoesntExist]

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Liberty, NewYork
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What? Where am I? Who's there? No one?
Well go away No One. You're interrupting my dream.

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I met a fine fellow the other day.
Well. I never actually met him since I couldn't see him and he couldn't see me.
And I'm not sure he knows that he has my face.
I don't know how he got that either, since I didn't see him take it, it's a mystery to me.
I'll have to find this fine fellow all over again.

But that will be problematic, since I can't see.
What to do?

I shall go about looking for this fine fellow. And when I see him I'll tell him...

I'll tell him...



Something.

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[DoesntExist]

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Liberty, NewYork
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I tried to find that fine fellow and met Mr Shutup. Mr Shutup told both of us to shutup, but I didn't want to.
Good thing I couldn't hear him. Mr Brake was kind enough to talk to me.
I located him using my trusty echolocation. His voice tasted funny when he screamed on the Comm's "E5E5E5E5E5E5E5!".
It's a good thing he wasn't Mauve since I am. Mr Brake and I swapped helps.
I was right, he has a funny tasting voice. Mmmmmm. Brakevoice.
*Sad voice* He offered me a quid, then took it away.

Then a BIG VOICE spoke to me. It said ... now...where...Ah!
The BIG VOICE SAID

*clears throat* :

"Server administrators are: AthenianCaylithCannonDelDieterDustyLensFellowHoodlumIgissJihadJoeLaowaiKorrdKuraineMajkpVirus."

*gasps for breath*

My lungs can't handle that much so I will henceforth call him "Acidlfwhijilkemvee" or "AcidKemVee" for short.
I shall find this person and ask them to make that other fine fellow give me back my face that was servered.

Mr Brake Doesn't have Rogue eyes. He only has Rouge eyes.

Pity.

After hugging and having a space orgy with Mr Beetleman and Mr Brake,
I closed my echolocation and everything disappeared.

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[DoesntExist]

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Liberty, NewYork
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I met a lady. She was very nice.
At first I thought she wasn't nice and was going to make me see space for the first time again,
since she was a red sparkly, but she turned out to be a nice red sparkly. Now my poor
echolocation is confused as to what red sparklies to watch out for. Not having eyes is
a real pain in my head sometimes.

I really must find that fine fellow.

That not-nice nice red sparkly lady turned out to be Cap Ten! My my.
That certainly is better than a not-nice red sparkly Cap Nine lady.
She didn't have Rogue eyes either though, and this is a problem.
My children will need Rogue eyes.

Then an Elusive voice asked for Manhattan Control's Docking Clearance.
When I didn't hear an answer forcoming, I replied so that the Elusive voice could get
out of my head. Which that fine fellow has.

I said:
*Mysterious voice* "This is Manhattan Control. Permission granted. You are cleared to proceed when it's free."
Apparently it worked, because all the Elusive voice said was "Ok."

Then a confused voice asked me this.
I get so warm and fuzzy hearing it again so I'll just play it back for my computer to record...

cluster: why doesnt exist??
DoesntExist: Why doesn't what exist?
cluster: you ??
cluster: are you new here ?
DoesntExist: What?! Oh dear gods! quick! *checks the mirror*. DEAR LORD. I DON'T EXIST!
cluster: Greetings and bye
cluster: I wish you succsess
DoesntExist: Will you not help me exist? I don't know how to be!
cluster: you mus go tu DUBLIN, there ere many gold and sell it
DoesntExist: Will gold help me to exist?
cluster: I think so,you can bay new waepons and ships
DoesntExist: Wonderful! Thanks for the tips!

Then another voice informed me that Gun Boats are Round.
I always thought they were square. I might need to recalibrate my echolocation.

It's funny. I turn it off and the universe goes away. See?
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