Kudos to Kirdan, another fun pirate!
Not only he told me a great lame joke, he fought a HF in a bomber and won afterwards. I never beat a fighter in a fighter, yet alone a bomber.
enjoy your 23 mill pal,tank you for the show
[18.07.2020 18:05:48] Christopher.Archer: Attention civilian vessels. We have spotted a pirate bomber cruising in this system. If you sight it please contact myself
[18.07.2020 18:06:01] Christopher.Archer: or other police officers through secured channals. Thank you for your cooperation
[18.07.2020 18:06:13] Trade: sush son, pirates need to make a living too
[18.07.2020 18:06:36] Trade: what up fam!
[18.07.2020 18:06:38] Kirdan: Indeed.
[18.07.2020 18:06:46] Christopher.Archer: As if i was your son
[18.07.2020 18:06:46] Trade: ah
[18.07.2020 18:06:48] Kirdan: I agree with you.
[18.07.2020 18:06:51] Trade: not actually red hessian
[18.07.2020 18:06:53] Kirdan: So how about you help me out?
[18.07.2020 18:06:56] Trade: I hate those guys
[18.07.2020 18:07:00] Trade: what's up
[18.07.2020 18:07:05] Trade: it better not be boring!
[18.07.2020 18:07:07] Kirdan: Share some profits with me.
[18.07.2020 18:07:19] Kirdan: And I'll delete that pesky BAF officer.
[18.07.2020 18:07:22] Trade: *yawns*
[18.07.2020 18:07:25] Trade: well
[18.07.2020 18:07:26] Trade: okay
[18.07.2020 18:07:37] Death: Order|Starfire was put out of action by ~{VD}~Chimera (Gun).
[18.07.2020 18:07:42] Kirdan: 10 million should suffice.
[18.07.2020 18:07:46] Trade: look it's been a long day. How about 3 million and I leave, or 18 if you tell me a pirate joke
[18.07.2020 18:08:03] Kirdan: I like you.
[18.07.2020 18:08:09] Kirdan: Knock knock.
[18.07.2020 18:08:17] Trade: oh shit
[18.07.2020 18:08:19] Trade: who's there
[18.07.2020 18:08:22] Kirdan: You.
[18.07.2020 18:08:37] Death: [Dev]Haste was put out of action by Gunslinger (Gun).
[18.07.2020 18:08:39] Christopher.Archer: Right... there you are
[18.07.2020 18:08:42] /sendcash kirdan 23000000
[18.07.2020 18:08:42] [2020-07-18] 18:08:53 You have sent 23.000.000 credits to kirdan.
[18.07.2020 18:08:45] Trade: 23 million
[18.07.2020 18:08:50] Trade: *dying of laughter*
[18.07.2020 18:08:50] Kirdan: Welcome Mr. Archer.
[18.07.2020 18:09:00] Kirdan: Welcome to the end of your life.
[18.07.2020 18:09:00] Trade: Can you actually imagine
[18.07.2020 18:09:07] Trade: if it was me
[18.07.2020 18:09:14] Christopher.Archer: Pirate, seice your activities immediatly and be escorted to the nearest prison facility
[18.07.2020 18:09:15] Kirdan: Im glad i made you laugh.
[18.07.2020 18:09:20] Christopher.Archer: Or we'll be forced to take action
[18.07.2020 18:09:29] Kirdan: What activities? I was telling a joke.
[18.07.2020 18:09:37] Trade: Yeah, we had a fair transaction
[18.07.2020 18:09:49] Trade: Mr Kirdan is a fine businessman it seems
[18.07.2020 18:09:53] Christopher.Archer: Good for you, but i have different reports of this individual
[18.07.2020 18:09:58] Trade: I thank you for your service sir!
[18.07.2020 18:10:01] Kirdan: Such as?
[18.07.2020 18:10:03] Death: [LN]-LNS-Monitor was put out of action by RNS-Ange.Blanc (Gun).
[18.07.2020 18:10:07] Christopher.Archer: Until those can be cleared up, you are under arrest
[18.07.2020 18:10:16] Christopher.Archer: Piracy and murder for one
[18.07.2020 18:10:16] Kirdan: Ya know what son, why don't i just delete you on spot?
[18.07.2020 18:10:24] Kirdan: Enjoy the show my universal friend.
[18.07.2020 18:10:29] Christopher.Archer: Combat scanner active, target locked. Opening fire!
[18.07.2020 18:10:33] Trade: You have some cohonas threatening a fighter in a bomber
[18.07.2020 18:10:37] Trade: I like this guy
[18.07.2020 18:10:46] Death: LN_Captain_Bob was put out of action by a hostile vessel.
[18.07.2020 18:10:59] Trade: still have to cheer for the police out of principle, sorry pal
[18.07.2020 18:12:46] Trade: what a spectacle gentlemen
[18.07.2020 18:13:09] Death: Gunslinger was put out of action by [Dev]Haste (Gun).
[18.07.2020 18:13:27] Death: DHC-Van_Gulhen was put out of action by a hostile vessel.
[18.07.2020 18:13:36] Trade: ouch, that one hit hard
[18.07.2020 18:15:33] HMS-Lexington: hello there
[18.07.2020 18:15:34] Death: [LN]-LNS-Monitor was put out of action by RNS-Ange.Blanc (Gun).
[18.07.2020 18:15:40] Trade: Hello officer
[18.07.2020 18:15:47] Trade: came to witness the spectacle?
[18.07.2020 18:16:00] Trade: Mr pirate here dares to attack a heavy fighter in a bomber
[18.07.2020 18:16:04] Death: NavyBoy was put out of action by Jeuge.Conn (Gun).
[18.07.2020 18:16:23] HMS-Lexington: i will allow it, for now
[18.07.2020 18:16:28] Trade: andhe is winning
[18.07.2020 18:16:43] Trade: what is this, I might need some protection from this mad man
[18.07.2020 18:16:50] Death: Christopher.Archer suffered a self-administered loadout error (Mine).
[18.07.2020 18:16:50] Death: Gunslinger suffered a self-inflicted catastrophic decompression.
[18.07.2020 18:16:54] HMS-Lexington: you will
[18.07.2020 18:16:57] Trade: Well pirate
[18.07.2020 18:17:01] Trade: thank you for the show
[18.07.2020 18:17:07] Kirdan: You are most welcome.
Kudos to K'Hara|Issan'kha'har for leaving Breezewood with just enough of a sliver of health to limp back to a shipyard. I never knew shield generators and thrusters could be destroyed in this game!