Today I destroyed my 50th transport. To celebrate this, I wish to hold a contest.
Winner gets 25 million credits.
Rules are simple. I want to pimp my waran with new engines. Something flashy that lets me stand out in Kusari and all transport captains will piss themselves when they see me coming at them.
The one who brings me the most interesting and stylish engine wins! It can be bought, stolen or looted, I don't care.
Recipient:Cardamine Junkie #185201184 (Honestly, we just kind of gave up counting at this point.) Employee Name:Ralph Bugler Employee Dept.:Communications
Thank you for your statement.
If you make the results of your engine selection contest known, then we will make note, in order to inform our security department of who to prioritize.
Otherwise, have a pleasant day, criminal scum.
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Was talking to them other pistils like yerself earlier this week. Fucking forgot already when that was, who cares. Look, ye want fancy-schmancy shit blasting off yer engines, ye can always get yerself some good shit from Malta. Or ye coming around an' we go hunting for ye some shit from around my yard. Gallia, Bretonia, fuck I care.
Or ye just go an' buy yerself some an' am paying. See it as a token of goodwill, so long ye keep that poem writing other bitch of yer lot away from me.
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Silly Darklings. Trying to show off that one destroyed a small amount of Husks and hosting somesort of "Fun" event. It is disgusting to ours. If you want true superiority you might want to consider the Light.
We honestly don't know why we even bother with a message to all these Darklings, but yours can feel lucky anyway that we sent you this message. Contact us over a more private channel. Your pride disgusts us yet yours is interesting for us.
Cortana out.
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