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Sender:Alliance Commander "Cobra" Recipient:Emissary Subject:RE: New toys
So I've had the little guy for a few years now.
Well, not little anymore. Got big quick and that's why I called him Biggly. I'm told you spent a lot of time with him recently when I wasn't around? Coincidentally a lot of the more pricey treats I had stocked up as rewards for good behavior have gone missing.
You wouldn't have anything to do with that, would you?
All I'm going to say is that coordinating operations across the houses can be tedious, dull, and lonely work, and I like to reward Biggly for keeping me company in my dingy graciously provided office on Ramsey. Besides, you haven't been around much to look after him and you didn't leave any instructions on when or what to feed him.
Don't worry, I'll be sure to drop off some expensive treats the next time I come to the Fort. Whenever that may be.