One of my early attempts to satirize Harry Potter. I hadn't gotten the voice quite right (it's a lot higher and throatier, and I've dropped most of the Cockney), and I didn't have a decent subject (so I substituted my old Ruik's Cube), but hey, it was handy...
eppy, you sicken me... you really sicken me... never do that voice ever again.. you sound like a eal stuffing its face in a small english toad... or something along those lines yeah.
now i shall go clear my ears out of that silly voice
Oh my god.... i'm playing with a whole bunch of 12 year olds!!! AND GINGERS. And jesus christ smite me now, EMOOOOOOOOOOOOS. (Goes to anti emo shelter, hooks up spongebob repelent, gets lip gloss for the dry ginger lips.)