Liberty Police, Inc. Reporting Office

[Stygian]

Patrol Report filed by: Officer Aiden Maggard
02-21-817

The first part of my patrol was pretty quiet. I joined up with a couple of officers to do some patrols. I ran into trouble when when a couple of Navy officers requested assistance fighting some Hackers. The fight concluded for me when I was struck by friendly fire from one of the navy.

End of Report

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[Boss]

ALL POINTS BULLETIN!

Attention all Officers, the GST are hearby banned from Liberty Space by order of the Liberty Navy. They have attacked Liberty Navy personnel and ignored directives as such. If sighted, warn them to leave Liberty space. If they do not, stop them and call the LN with a position report. If fired upon, deadly force is authorized.

Addendum from the desk of Jim Markey:

The GST claim to be Zoners, using that neutrality to break the trade embargo with Rheinland and deal in restricted goods. They are hereby declared 'Detain on Sight', with allowance of vessel destruction should they resist. NOTE: There are six known vessels:

Thors is a Taiiden Bomber
Lone is a Fearless destroyer
Another Fearless destroyer, name forthcoming
Two Advanced Trains known, names forthcoming
One Container Transport, name forthcoming

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Just go play the game and have fun dammit.

all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.

[Zapp]

Word goes out that some poor soul got a promotion. The entire LPI office at One Police Plaza was consumed by hushed whispers as they waited for the Chief to strike with grim accuracy.

He came out of his office with his chair stuck to his rear. "SOMEONE GIT MA FRED! HE PUT... oh never mind..."

With that, he pulled out a paper and said, "Aiden Maggard! Yer promoted to an Officer proper! Get yer arse in a Liberator!"

A few sighs of relief, and everything was back to normal.

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[hribek]

--- Summary report of LPI Officer Woody Wright ---

I joined in a rush. First I thought a Patriot will be just fine for daily routine, but several mad transport pilots quickly convinced me of the exact opposite. I've been flying a Liberator ever since, dealing fines, arrests, even taking out gunboat shields so that navy bombers can finish the job...

Arrests: a lot, including gunboats, actually they are the kind of ships whose pilots get arrested most often (yes, by me in my Liberator)

Fines: over 10 million (sorry, lost track of what's P*******s and what's actual fines)
Fines were collected for crimes ranging from assaulting a Liberty officer, kidnapping and contraband smuggling to bad parking and improper waste disposal procedures.

Doughnut consumption on duty: mediocre.

Enrollment:


Exemplary fine:


Gunboat arrest:

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[hack]

Patrol report filed by: LPI Captain Hull O'Brian

Date: 02-25-817


This report will encompass a few days of reports.

Had a report of 5 Outcast Destroyers, RM-1 model, in the vicinity of Manhattan orbit. Took off in my Havoc SWAT bomber and linked up with LSF and LN elements. Boy, it was a pretty sight to see all of those battleships in formation. I performed scout duty, sighting said destroyers near the sun. I gave chase and position reports. The two opposing forces meet at the trade lane half way between West Point and Manhattan. Both sides showered withering fire on the other. I kept weaving and avoiding , scoring multiple SNAC shots on the destroyer shields. In the end, the Liberty forces prevailed, with all destroyers having been blasted into sub atomics. I just can't understand why the Outcast High Command would constantly send these destroyers up here to Liberty. Seems like a waste of resources......


The next night I took off for a short shift, I found an individual , named Umaguma (?), threatening a Junker Congress member, A Mr. Jack Crow. The reason this individual was threatening the junker was because "He didn't like the look of him." Personally, he wasn't any uglier than any other Junker I have come across, but that isn't here nor there. I approached Umaguma, and he suddenly changed his tune. He left shortly after and the Junker Congressman was on his way.


End of Report.

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Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station

[Stygian]

Patrol Report filed by: Officer Aiden Maggard
Date: 02-27-817

It was indeed a busy day. As soon as I began my shift I ran into three Rogue Gunboats. I engaged them near the Battleship Mississippi. I used the battleship as cover for as long as I could, but had to retreat to Ft. Bush for repairs. Sadly my guncam was damaged in the battle, but one went by the name Johnny Knoxville.

After the repairs were completed I moved on to Colorado. After exiting the jump gate I found a ship mercilessly slaughtering all that passed by. The ship was registered under the name "uglygit", odd name I know. After repeated attempts to reason with the madman I was forced to destroy his ship. On a side not, he had one of the strangest ship configurations I have ever seen.

Once he was neutralized I look on my radar only to find another hostile. This ship was registered as "[SL-M]Banshee". When I asked his business there he replied with "I am here to kill some piggies". I asked a few questions to see if he was sent there by someone or was there of his own volition. From what I could tell he was acting on his own. He then engaged me and we dueled for quite a while, neither making any headway. The fight was ended when an ion storm swept though the system. Personally, I don't think we have seen the last of this one.

Guncam Evidence






End of Report

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[hack]

From: Captain Hull O'Brain, Training officer

TO: All recruit officers

Subject: Promotions

Any Recruit Officer that has completed the requirements for Officer, please contact me so that I can administer the promotion test. Once that is complete, we can get you promoted to regular officer and into a liberator. The best way to contact me is by my 5kyp3 protocol.

End of message

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Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station

[hack]

From: Captain Hull O'Brain, Training officer

TO: All recruit officers

Subject: LPI ID cards

Please stop by Sergeant Meyers desk and pick up your new ID cards. They are stacking up on her desk.

End of message.

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Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station

[hack]

From: Captain Hull O'Brian, Training officer

TO: All Personnel

Subject: Interpol exchange officers program.

With the new Interpol organization being established, there is an opportunity for a few Officers to temporarily transfer to the BPA to act as goodwill ambassadors and learn BPA tactics and training. Applicants need to be well groomed, well mannered and strong of heart, because they don't have Sunbucks or donuts in Bretonia, just scones, crumpets, and warm tea.

This assignment is temporary, perhaps lasting only 2 to 3 weeks. please apply here in the daily comm channel.

End of Message

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Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station

[enterprise5595]

Daily Report, Sender:

Officer Jerry Shaw

Not much happened today, when I was on duty. I joined officer Aiden Maggard for some patrolling and everything was peaceful until we came across a couple of smugglers. They were carrying slaves and refusing to drop them and pay a fine. One got away while we managed to stop the other. We had some assistance from a guy named John, but wasnt enough. The smuggler somehow broke loose and found his way to Texas JG. I broke pursiut at the JG. Only other encounter we had was with a hacker, who was apparently lost and didnt know which way to go. He willingly left NY after being advised to. Other situations were minor. Gun cameras are not available at this time. Reason: lence was damaged during a flight through Jersey Debris field.

End of report.