Hello Sir! May I stay in aswell please? I'll paint you a pretty picture of Baffin! I really do like the pretty planet... it's pretty...
Kewl
[Transmission ends]
[Incoming Transmission]
[ID: Child 001]
Sir!
Oooh oooh ooh, can Kewl and I be included with Saker please sir? Also, I must say that I like Harry a lot. Harry fixes me! I like Harry.
Someone said that if I like someone I should buy them a gift. Do you have any ideas anyone? Someone said that he might like flowers... where do I get flowers from?
Thanks! And Hail Eris!
Oh, and also... can I have a robe please? I think it would suit me!
Due to the recent Solar system wide black out , both vessels are under going massive navigational and commuication array repairs. Taz vessel Warren.Peace is undergoing major changes after such anomolies caused the vessel to play ping pong in a astroid belt totalling said vessel and is currently undergoing ship changes and IFF work in the Penny system, soon to move towards the temple in Baffin. Taz vessel Benny.Hill is currently limping towards Livadia Shipyard for vessel and weapon upgrades.
//ooc Between Server downtime and work hours jumping around I've been abit hard pressed for any consistant online time, hopefully I'll get back to a more scheduled routine soon.
Message to: Omnibenevolent polyfather of virginity in gold
Comm ID: Don Quixote
Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap, vessels log recorder picks up distant sounds A man taps a stick on a refrigerator. Ice cubes, thin, he ponders. Zoop! Zoop! Zoop! Tap Tap Tap Tippity Tap Tap is heard from the refrigerator
Bloody Baffin ice field outside my vessel's window, before my very eyes and yet i can't
conjure up three ice cubes for my scotch!
Beee-yoooop! Beep! Beep! Ba-beep! Ba-bee-bop! Beep! Communication system comes alive.
"This is a test of the Secure FnordNet System. This is only a Test." Wham Bam Bam! Aargh! Gasp! Bam! Spit! Punch! Boink! Communication system transmition ends abruptly.
A duck pounds his fist on a bar counter, demanding service from Don Q..
Patience! We have a ice dilemma on hour hands, perhaps i can coax Sancho to put on a space suit and mine the field manually. Let me go speak to him. Flop! Thud! Thunk! Crack! Arrr! Garrr! Yarr! Arrrr! Yarrrg! Skreee Arrrr! Grrr! Yaarrr! Pfffftt! Slam! Whap Whap Whap Whap Pull! Fold Rip Rip Rip Rip Rip Rip Rip Spindle Shred Mutilate! Shred! Tear! Rip! Mangle
Thud!:
Sancho has become volatile in his old age, proper drinks are not to be had until we part this blasted ice field and make our way back to the Temple. Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap
Turn off the ships log recorder Sancho! The duck speaks I tell you!
Reporting a peaceful trip from Baffin to Delta today.
I had several goals on my "Tour", none of which were realized; but I will pursue them as time permits. To wit:
Conversations with Liberty Forces regarding misunderstandings with these new "Liberty Reserves". Our agreements with both Liberty and Rheinland regarding supplying Freeport 2 are apparently not known to them, and need to be reinforced with the appropriate authorities. I may have to task Ambassador Holliday with this one.
A personal look at this new Council "Hostile", the "Big-Bully". I was met in Omicron 74 by the Benny.Hill and the Auxium, who escorted me to Freeport 11. I also had a chance while in Delta to converse with one of the Benitez Familia, and explain the recent absurd actions by this "BHG" Cabbage, who reportedly likes to "tax" in a BHG Battleship. I received his sympathies.
Unfortunately "Big-Bully" had gone "dark" before our arrival. I recommend our first course of action to be the acquisition of guncam footage of his "illegitimate acts". Once the appropriate "evience" is acquired, you are then authorized to use whatever means necessary to win at a smashing game of "Zoner Pile on the Bully!"
I also have a message in to Admiral Malacos of the Order regarding a "test drive" I'd like to arrange. I'll keep you posted on my tire-kicking.
I appreciate you all for reporting current status; although sadly, we may still have to perform a "DeFrocking Ceremony" in the near future.
Eris and her Episkopos don't require much of you, folks; but sombunall of you may wish to place applications with the "First Church of Slack" down on Invergordon, just as spiritual insurance.
BHG Big Bully spotted Harrassing a Zoner vessel in the FP 11 NFZ, where he proceeded to fire upon vessel pictured in data upload, a quick responce from several Zoner vessels sent him packing to the nearest BHG outpost. Vessel addresses Zoners as "Zoner Scum" . And he undocked from FP 11 and proceeded to fire upon Zoner vessels when asked to leave. This individual is extremeely hostile towards Zoners and needs to be closely watched.
Thin ice, huh? I don't like the sound of that. Anyway, I'm still here on Shasta, falling asleep while attempting to monitor the traffic in Baffin.
Look, I think I'm gonna be taking some time off. Not too long, mind you, but like a week maybe. Possibly less, but no more than I week, I'm thinkin'. I gotta get a few things organized here on my end, and I've been putting it off for too long.