Maria is still not here. I am typing from the spare bedroom of Garcia's Cafe, and it is getting late.
In unrelated stuff, I intercepted a transmission from a Lane Hacker regarding a No Fire Zone breach: http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=53795
I suggest the matter be resolved shortly.
Annette out.
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The problem I have with all this hype at Bethlehem is that it's not even a TAZ base yet it seems we're being pushed into dealing with the chaos. I guarantee that as soon as one non-Zoner is fired upon, watch how quick the fur flies! If they want something to complain about, I'll send Commander Matok in his destroyer. There would be no worse thing than an angry Klingon with no patience in a Fearless.
To: Doc Holiday
From Jack"The Reverend"Crews
Subject: Volunteering for bethlehem watch
Sir I just recieved my new ship (info will be forthcoming) and would not be afraid to do my duty as a Zoner to defend our laws in this sector. I am there quite happy to do so since I preach there for atleast 1-3 hours a day to the cabbages. Also I take this kinda personal ya see the Misses got pirated in the NFZ last week sometime and since this issue has left a mighty bad taste in my mouth. Whether its our area to police as TAZ or not I feel our faction is in a storm right now and are slowly losing respect. I say if they fail to respect us for being kind and welcoming everyone. We need to move to more, how shall you say "Drastic Measures" the attacks on our bases by The Joker are signs of the masses discontent with our current status. I am dispatching my brother to assist with the clean up efforts in his The Lovely Houston he owes me one. I am here asking your permission to defend our laws in Bethlehem while I'm there preaching? It's been a mess as of late and I feel I can help solve some of these "Silver Quirells" them LNS boys keep talking about at our station. Well I hope this letter finds you well if you need any supplies just simply ask I am still your subordinate and will do as directed by you or Eris. Now I leave you with this qoute from brother Eric Costolonov "Vodka!!! WHERES MY VODKA!!! ALL I SEE IS D*mn hot dogz!!!!!!"
Aye, tis the day of the partakeing in the eating of Hot Dogs, but least yay forget, no buns allowed.
I believe the beloved Aurellia has already made statements thus concerning Bethlehem falling under the CoZ's responsibilities, I suggest we allow them to worry about its upkeep, though mind you, thats merely my opinion.
This day as will every other friday from hence forth, begin my series of teachings and abstract thoughts on our beloved Eris and her ways of Discordianism. So with no further delay, feast on this my young Episkopos.
The Law of Fives is summarized in the Principia Discordia:
The Law of Fives states simply that:
All things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly appropriate to 5
The Law of Fives is never wrong.
Malaclypse the Younger, Principia Discordia, Page 00016
Like most of Discordianism, the Law of Fives appears on the surface to be either some sort of weird joke, or bizarre supernaturalism; but under this, it may help clarify the Discordian view of how the human mind works; Lord Omar is quoted later on the same page as having written, I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look.
Another way of looking at the Law of Fives is as a symbol for the observation of reality changing that which is being observed in the observers mind. Just as how when one looks for fives in reality, one finds them, so will one find conspiracies, ways to determine when the apocalypse will come, and so on and so forth when one decides to look for them. It cannot be wrong, because it proves itself reflexively when looked at through this lens.
At its basic level, the Law of Fives is a practical demonstration that perception is intent-sensitive; that is, the percipients intentions inform the perception. To whatever extent one considers that perception is identical with reality, then, it has the corollary that reality is intent-sensitive.
To: Doc Holiday
From Jack"The Reverend"Crews
Subject: RE: to Apostle Zarathud
I respect you greatly Apostle Zarathud but in this matter I must state that I do not believe that they have enough man power to watch it for extended periods of time. Since that remark was made by Aurellia there has still been incidents after the statement. I am mearly asking permission to assist in this matter to keep further conflicts from happening. But I will do as my superiors state. The words you speak are always true and I trust yours and the other superiors word if you tell me not to assist ill meerly preach the word and be on my way. And now as always I will leave you with these words from brother Lukas Von Derilicht "If momma says no then ask daddy if he says no just scream bloody murder till the LPI take them away."
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To: Jack "Houston" Crews
I received this disturbing report from a young lady today and was wondering if it was you to which she was referring: Report
Houston, I really do appreciate your preachings but remember, not all we be believers and we can't force it. So long as the rules of Baffin are followed, they are free to pass through so long as the temple is avoided unless, well, they make a donation to the temple fund.
So please, don't get so upset at the non believers. It is there right whether or not we agree with it. IF it was you, I would appreciate you patching things up. I don't want our otherwise good reputation stained.
Maria is on the landing pad outside. Her Sabre is an impressive craft, as most modern starships are. A picture of a Waran comes on screen
Anyway, I'd better go. I've been looking forward to this for more than a week.
Annette out.
' Wrote:Comm ID: [TAZ]Doc Holliday
To: Jack "Houston" Crews
I received this disturbing report from a young lady today and was wondering if it was you to which she was referring: Report
Houston, I really do appreciate your preachings but remember, not all we be believers and we can't force it. So long as the rules of Baffin are followed, they are free to pass through so long as the temple is avoided unless, well, they make a donation to the temple fund.
So please, don't get so upset at the non believers. It is there right whether or not we agree with it. IF it was you, I would appreciate you patching things up. I don't want our otherwise good reputation stained.
Hail Eris!
-Doc
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To: Doc Holiday
From Jack"The Reverend"Crews
Subject: RE: Doc Holiday
I'll apologized the best way I can though I don't feel right about it. I was merely trying to make sure our people wouldn't have to deal with more deaths. I also believe I called the woman a "Cabbage" after being insulted myself. Yesterday was a bad day though so I can barely remember the exacts on the incident the miss's decided she wasn't gonna come back with me to Pueblo Bonito she was gonna stay in Pennsylvania area not sure where. Though I am sorry for the inconvience it caused you and any stain it put on our people.
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To: "Houston" Crews
It's all right, Houston. I was just trying to get to the bottom of things is all. I think we made a pretty good case for our people. Now, if you had been with me in Pennsylvania the other day, I had some nimrod referring to our Goddess as a Harlot. Needless to say, we had a nice little exchange of pleasantries. I'm just sorry he didn't show his face for me to blow off of his head.