Here's one from my younger high school days - me and my two dimensional twin, drawn by a friend of mine. Don't know if that down there is supposed to be my pants' zip fly or something embarrassing. xD
Oh and, here's the 'Swift is drunk and is vigorously talking about something':
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<span style="color:#000000">All morons hate it when you call them a moron.