"He's a terrible man, trying to take advantage of both of us for his perverted sick pleasures! And eek us out of our money and lives. *crying* I just want to get out of here... but He'll try to kill me if I run!" Naomi sobbed.
"I don't know what to do! I need help!"
She held on to Reiko tighter, trying to squeeze sympathy from her.
Infact, Naomi saw a potential oppurtunity. Not only was there every possibility she could convince Reiko to join the GC, she might be able to seduce her as well. Reiko was quite adorable...
"Please... will you help me!?" She said, crying some more.
Reiko said silent for a moment, with the strange girl wrapped around her. she just couldn`t believe what she was hearing. but somehow it all made sense.
"What he has done is unforgivable! how DARES he!" Reiko yelled out loud.
She hugged Naomi in response to the girl`s pleading and crying.
"I will get you out of the clutches of that sick, twisted man. I promise you that"
"Thank you... just... Thank you!" Naomi continued, sobbing as she did so.
"I just want... something to wear..." She pleaded as she held onto Reiko.
If she got clothing, and probably money, she'd be home free. And she was coming close to Ruining poor Senzo. She could taste the sweet revenge already, but she kept herself from letting it out, not wanting to spoil the moment...
She broke off for a bit, careful not to stare into Reiko's eyes too hard, as not to give anything away. Naomi couldn't know how good Reiko was at recognizing facial expressions, or how effective her own means of maintaining such a ruse was.
"I just want to go... home. Will you help me? Help me get out of this place? Away from... him?"
"I will help you. don`t worry. I will get you out of here. you just stay here, I`ll go upstairs and call the police, AFTER I beat Senzo to death myself"
suddenly, enromous amounts of rage surged through Reiko. any pain she had disappeared, the woozieness was suddenly gone and even though she was standing there naked, she wasn`t even cold. all she could feel was a burning hatred towards Senzo, and the need to disembowl him, slowly. very, very... VERY slowly.
with a spoon.
a rusty spoon.
dipped in acid.
very aggresive acid.
She jumped up.
"ok, you stay here, I will call the KSP to pick you up. also, if you see blood trickling through the ceiling, dn`t worry about it"
Reiko stormed towards the stairs. then she turned around.
"Ai Kurisho" Naomi replied, being sure not to use her real name.
"Please hurry! If that horrible man finds me, he'll try to kill me!" She faux-sobbed.
While Senzo would try to kill her, at this point he was unlikely to continue to live himself for much longer. She looked around for something to cover herself with so she could make her escape... or atleast stand outside while she watched Reiko flay the skin off of Senzo with some form of household implement.
"ok, just stay here. you will be safe here from now on"
Reiko walked up the stairs, while the sound of a blaster being fired faded in the distance.
She didn`t call the police. they would just get in the way of her ritual slaying.
Reiko walked up the stairs to the bedroom.
Senzo was running around in the backyard, still chasing the cat. the neighbours were peeking over the fence, with concerned looks on their faces.
"Senzo-kun. what are you doing to that poor animal? you are behaving like an axe murderer again. please don`t do anything that would make us call the police" one of the men said.
"Im busy now, I`ll get to you in a second" Senzo replied.
meanwhile, Reiko had reached the bedroon to get some clothes.
she openend the drawer to get some underwhere. then she spotted an envelope. "what`s this?"
her attention turned to the yard as she heard a loud cry of rage.
she looked out the window. she saw Senzo chasing the cat with a meat cleaver that lay beside the bbq. apperantly blasting the cat couldn`t satify him anymore. he wanted to actually hack it to bits.
"oh Senzo honey!"Reiko yelled out the window, while waving to him with the envelope in her hand "I want to... talk to you, precious."
Senzo felt a very cold pit in his stomache, as he saw Reiko waving a VERY suspicious envelope around, while her faked sweet tone of voice revealed that she was now on search & destroy mode.
Naomi quickly sprung into action, heading toward the home's laundry room and stealing a robe. While she 'could' have easily made her escape then and there, curiousity got the better of her. She slowly made her way back to where she could observe the coming brutalization of poor Senzo.
She walked up the stairwell and leaned around a wall, and saw Senzo in the backyard. He was apparantly looking up towards the roof, and the look of utter horror in his face indicated he knew the end was near. Naomi softly giggled and smiled, watching intently from the shadows.
"why is there an envelope buried between my panties, husband dear? obviously you`ve put it there with hopes that I would find it. does it contain something... inpriiring?"
"I-I-I-I"
"why are you talking in morse code? have the decensy to speak properly when you are about to die. I mean, have a conversation with your wife."
Senzo regained his composture just in time.
"oh? that e-e-envelope? that`s.. nothing honey pie. just some, eh, bills"
"bills? between my panties? I`m sure they are about something quite frisky then"
Reiko thought for a second. then she opened the envelope in the blink of an eye and yanked out the contents and let her eyes glide over them.
Senzo stood frozen. "goodbye, my summer, and my dreams... here stands a broken man, it is summer everywhere but in my heart"
for about 5 minutes, all was quiet. If Senzo wasn`t nailed to the ground by fear, he would have ran like crazy.
"Senzo honey, can I borrow tha meat cleaver?"
A hight pitched shreek escaped Senzo`s throat
what happened then was unexpected.
Reiko leaped out the first story window, made a mid air salto in the process and landed on her feet in the backyard
with 1 firn movement, she grabbed the chainsaw which was lying beside her and yanked the cord, prompting the mauling instrument of death to life.
"damn, why didn`t I think of using that thing on the cat?" Senzo thought.
He then snapped back to reality: Reiko was going splatstick on him.
"n-n-n-ow, honey, put that thing down!" he yelled over the whailing sound of the chainsaw.
The neighbours were watching with their jaws on their feet. they coudn`t believe what was happening.
even for the Senzo-couple, this was just too much. one of the neighbours ran inside to call the police.
Senzo backed away slowly while trying to calm his chainsaw wielding wife.
"honey... those pictures.. are, eh, fake. Habaki made them with some digital editing. you don`t really think I`m into that stuff?" Senzo said.
"I know honey."reiko said whilst closing in on her dreaded husband. "just like that sex slave you have locked up in the basement. I`m sure her presence fully explainable?"
"sex slave? I hardly think an ant lion qualifies to be-" Senzo stopped. he thought back to the one who started all this. that evil lesbian piece of **** naomi.
"ehm, honey. when you`re, eh... done with that, can I borrow it for a second? I have some dead wood in the basement that needs chopping up"
"When I`m done with it... precious... you needn`t worry about anything anymore. because you`ll be safe and sound, burning in the flames of hell WHERE YOU BELONG!"
Reiko charged at Senzo wildly brandishing the chainsaw
Naomi rolled on the floor laughing, relishing Senzo's impending demise as he ran in terror from Reiko. In doing so, she exposed herself to him. While she couldn't tell if he saw her or not, she ran anyway through the halls of the house, looking for somewhere to hide.
She took cover in a roomy linen closet, and was small enough to hide amongst a bunch of towels. She heard a number of noises outside, and was quite unsure what was going on. So she waited for the situation to die down, with no way to defend herself, she hoped she would not be found before Senzo was rent to pieces.
Senzo was now running circles through the yard, chased by Reiko and her wailing companion. the neigbours were now shouting at Reiko to stop the madness, but the chainsaw was making so much noise that the desperate cries of the neighbours couldn`t be heard.
Senzo slipped past Reiko and dahshed for the backdoor of the house. about 3 meters away from the open door, he tripped over the cat again and went flat on his face.
he heard the unforgiving wailing getting closer as he stumbled to his feet. then he heard a female cry and a loud thud.
Reiko had also tripped over the cat. in her fall she lost grip in the chainsaw and it went airborne.
the chainsaw was flying straight for Senzo`s chest. thanks to his military training he did the standard martial arts evasive manouvre. (not the naked blade reception...) he limbo danced and the chaisaw soared over his head and into the living room. there it struck the door of the linnen closet in the hallway and cut it clean in half.
Senzo was still gloating about his awesome limbo skills as Reiko charged him with a concrete waterfountain, shaped like a duck.
"that is no way for a man to die" Senzo thought. He dashed into the house, still holding the meat cleaver, closely followed by an even more enraged Reiko.
as they enetered the livingroom, sirens could be heard outside, moments later followed by loud hammering on the front door.
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