Save-A-Junker

[darthbeck]

Greetings to whoever sees this request.


currently, there are over two dozen disabled junkers living on rochster alone! these junkers have lost limbs,internal orgens,sanity, and hair to freak accidents, ship explosions, or exposure to chemicals.

these junkers need your help. for some of them, they need urgent medical attention, but cant receive it because they lack the money to get real docters.

we need your money.

donations accepted are: cash, neural net transfers, ships(to be resold for money), and assorted things for us to give them.

neural net transfers can be made out to our neural net accounts, which are registered to our ship, The.Collecter, a ship which travels around liberty attempting to gather donations.

please, the junkers of siruis need your help.

with utmost respect,
George Jackson.
president of Save-A-Junker charity.

John Jackson.
Pilot of The.Collecter
Co-founder

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<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">Violence is Golden</span>

[Dusty Lens]

-~= Incoming Transmission =~-
-~= Source ID Confirming =~-
-~= Colorado NavSat Relay 69 =~-

This is David Chambers, XO of the Serpentis Wing of the Knights of Labor. I just caught your wave and would like to express my condolences for the two dozen Junkers currently laboring under the burden of impairing injuries.

In support of your cause I pledge to donate another two dozen Junkers, in the hopes that it will encourage a stronger show of support for your noble movement.

-~= Transmission Terminated =~-

[AJBeast]

Incomming Transmission
Comn ID: MrUnusuall
Transmission Begins:

This is Junker Congressman MrUnusuall. It saddens me to see fellow Junkers in such state. I will make sure that as many Xenos volunteer their own organs, limbs and hair to make up for this terrible , terrible situation. As for the sanity , I am afraid there isn't much I can do for them, but perhaps the Xenos would "volunteer" some scrap to be repurposed and sold, all profit beeing used to purchase the best care for said Junkers. Whatever scrap we can salvage off their wrecked ships anyways...

Mr Jackson, I am proud to see such humanitarian Junkers within our ranks. Keep up the good work!

Transmission Ends

[darthbeck]

what the?.... how the hell did those xenos get in our comm systems....

John types a command into his console, hiding further xeno transmissions.

he then types in another command, and says;


the Save a junker foundation is still lacking the money to rent out apartments on manhatten or rochster for disabled junekers, so please, send your money in today.

John Jackson.
Co-founder of Save-A-Junker

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<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">Violence is Golden</span>

[Lenny Bruce]

[i]Greetings to whoever sees this request.
currently, there are over two dozen disabled junkers living on rochster alone! these junkers have lost limbs... and hair to freak accidents, ship explosions, or exposure to chemicals.

*click (static) buzz*

Howdy Mr Jackson. I got the hair part covered, my man. Got plenty to spare. Only available in black though. Just don't ask where I got it from.

Anyway, good luck with the limbs n' stuff. Bruce out.

*click, pop*

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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans Ms">I love the smell of carbon emissions in the morning...</span>

<span style="font-family:Comic Sans Ms">It smells like... WIN! Or something.</span>

[darthbeck]

we still need more money and goods to help save junkers.... please.

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<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">Violence is Golden</span>